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Angelina Jolie: Audrey Hepburn 2.0
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We think the exquisite legend Audrey Hepburn would be flattered to know that actress and U.N. Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie reveres her work. Who doesn't?
But Angie has worked hard these many years to build the kind of legacy Audrey has left, one paved with good deeds that make people forget she used to carry a vial of blood around her neck.
Clearly, still not there yet! But almost, bb!
This morning, Santa Angeina spoke with Ann Curry on The Today Show, the poor thing, about the work she is doing and the influence Audrey's humanitarian contributions have had on her.
"I'm lucky to be in this," says the mother of many. "And I'm sure Audrey Hepburn felt the same."
Angie went on to say that her crusade will be one she hopes her own children become a part of as well:
"There's been refugees since the dawn of time. And I'm sure, you know, my children will be visiting and learning from refugees in the future."
Good idea. Bring the kids back to their countries of origin and rub it in the faces of the other kids who weren't lucky enough to have a famous celebrity adopt them.
We kid, we kid. You are doing nice things, jolly Jolie!
Imagine how spoiled and drug addicted these kids are gonna be ? SPOILED !
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Angelina is not as close to being the next Audrey! Angelina isn't a half ood actress and never has had class or elegance! Audrey ALWAYS had class and elegance, idiot!
Compare Angelina shitty preformance in Chnageling to Audrey's in Breakfast at Tiffany's.
Audrey>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Angelina
comparing angelina to audrey? REALLY?
love her!…she's leading a great example for her 6 children to follow….
I like Angelina, but to compare her to Audrey Hepburn is BLASPHEMY! No one could be as classy and sophisticated as she was… especially a woman who once wore blood around her neck.
Angelina is so fake
I cant STAND Anne Curry interviews with celebrities…they are so embarassing
I hope this is a joke. Angelina Jolie ain't got SHIIIIIIIIIIT on Audrey Hepburn. Audrey was beautiful and CLASSY and sophisticated. Everything Angelina is not.
Comparing this whore to Audrey Hepburn is like comparing Lindsay Lohan to Mother Teresa! Dream on Mario!!!
She would be "Angelina who?"
The vial of blood is long forgotten.
How about that she's had affairs, more than once, with men who were in a relationship.
She may be doing good stuff for children, but I still think she's a pathetic hooch.
Who else would like to see Angie
attempt to elongate
her neck by use of
Nubian neck-rings
like those giraffe necked
African women
and Audrey Hepburn?
The only comparison I can make between Audrey and Angelina is that they look about the same age in those pictures.
Omg! I still can't stop laughing! Angelina this generations Audrey? GMAFB!
Comparable if Audrey Hepburn was a goth, lying homewrecker like Angelina…
Angela is a jerk! This is publicity so people will hire and overpay her to make movies no one wants to see. I WANT MY SON BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angie, your amazing, but not Hepburn level, not even close.
Re: Kay122 – Angie was terrific in Changeling, how can anyone criticize that performance, if anything say something about wanted, not the role that got her an Oscar nom.
That skank isn't good enough. Please don't compare her to Audrey.
They're both amazing, Angelina can kick the shit out of any Hollywood actress.
And Audrey is a legend, they're both amazing women comparisons aren't needed.
"Angelina : Audrey 2.0"….um…NOPE.
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Audrey had true grace and demeanor
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unlike Mangelina…who drinks blood, is a sperm bank
and likes to go ass 2 mouth with married co-stars
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Mangelina is NOT Audrey
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get a damn clue mario!
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fucking fuck fuck i hate her
Angelina is SOOO friggin' overrated.
How dreadful…
AUDREY >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ANGELINA
Comparing Angelina to Audrey is disrespectful to Audrey. Angelina will never be on the same level as Audrey Hepburn. Audrey was/is loved and admired by so many people for her natural talent, class & beauty. The only thing Angelina is relevant for is GOSSIP BLOGS like this one. Angie is not going to be a legend, the only thing she will be remembered for is Mr. & Mrs. Smith (Bet you can guess why). She made her bed (with Brad) and now she has to lay in it. Homewrecker and whore are the words that will forever be attached to Angelina's name. SO…….to compare her to Audrey Hepburn is pretty ridiculous. ♥
Angelina Jolie is no Audrey Hepburn.
Billy Bob's cock was in that mouth.
that is if miss hepburn steals somebody husband……..this whoregina.
Who's Audrey Hepburn???
Re: Solaera – SO TRUE, LOL!!!! This is so typical of Angelina Jolie. Let it slip that you're having Brad's baby while being photographed with a Guatemalen aid worker. Name drop Audrey Hepburn when patting yourself on the back with your #1 masturbator, Ann Curry. She is such a CUNNING bitch. What next, likening her acts of shameless self -promotion to Mother Theresa's good deeds???
Sorry, but Santa Angelina actively pursued a married man. To compare her with Audrey Hepburn really rankles!
Re: MonicaMonica – ya i agree she is a homewrecker. I guess adopting a few brown kids evens out your karma and buys you a clean slate with the public.
Audrey Hepburn was a classic work of art.
Anjelina Jolie is a classic piece of shit!
Was Hepburn a homewrecker too? I don't think so. Maybe Angie's doing penance.
Re: footefetish – LMAO…Very funny and oh so true!
are you kidding, angelina is no where as elegant or as graceful as audrey hepburn, and she never will be
Audrey Hepburn NEVER force fed to the public,the media,the world, and anyone who will listen, for that matter, of her time, efforts and true generosity she lent to charity. There is nothing stronger than the heart of a volunteer. The QUIET heart of a volunteer in part defines honest and TRUE giving.
I am a big fan of Audrey Hepburn and it really makes me upset that that freaking whore is taking her name to do something out of publicity. When will she trip and land on that huge forehead??? Can't wait!
When Audrey talked everyone LISTENED
when Angelina talks everyone looks at her huge forehead and her fish lips wondering how many co-stars and married man she please with that mouth…
Sorry Mario, Angie here doesn't have the class or the tact to even be in the same league as Miss. Hepburn. So do yourself a favor and quit sucking Angie's ass.
When Audrey talked everyone LISTENED TO WHAT SHE HAD TO SAY
when Angelina talks everyone looks at her huge forehead and her fish lips wondering how many co-stars and married man she please with that mouth…
When Audrey talked everyone LISTENED TO WHAT SHE HAD TO SAY
when Angelina talks everyone looks at her huge forehead and her fish lips wondering how many co-stars and married man she pleased with that mouth…
You might be kidding Perez, but it was stupid of you to say that in the first place. Parents should teach their kids about being citizens of the world. We aren't isolated and will have to deal with third world countries in a humane way. Unlike some idiots think, children of celebrities aren't any more spoiled or drug addicted than kids of NON-celebrities. They're just in the public eye. Angelina has every right to be proud of her work, no one said SHE was like Audrey Hepburn only that she is continuing in doing the same type of work. she not only puts her money where her mouth is, she also see these people up close and personally.
OMG, STOP drinking the Kool-Aid! Angelina Jolie is a joke. Maybe she should go home and mother her OWN 6 children (including twin 10 month olds) for a change - you know, those 6 children who don't have their own place to call home…. Hmmm, why does that sound familiar?! She's a joke.
Audrey Hepburn was a STAR in every way. There is absolutely no comparison between Miss Hepburn and this clown.
HOW DARE U TO COMPARE ANGELINA WITH AUDREY!!!!!!!!! SHE'S NOT EVEN THE HALF OF ACTRESS OF WHAT AUDREY WAS AND THE ELEGANCE AND CLASSY…AUDREY WAS AUDREY AND NEVER EVER EVER EVER IT'S GONNA BE SOMEONE LIKE HER SPECIALLY THIS HOMEWRACKER WH*RE!
THIS IS BLASPHEMY! AUDREY IS ADMIRED AND LOVED AND THAT WOMAN IS A FAKE ASS "ACTRESS"….
sheesh, you guys are harsh.
Re: TheWildflower – Until they get old enough to Google…
angelina hoelie
God help us all if this creature is being compared to Audrey Hepburn.
Let us all pray for salvation just from reading such blasphemy.
I've no doubt Angelina envisions herself as a latterday Audrey Hepburn…
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but comparing this over-privileged celebuspawn poseur and narcissist with Ms. Hepburn because they have both spoken publically about poverty-stricken children is like saying Aubrey O'Day is the new Maureen O'Hara because they both have Irish names.
P-moron, stop, Angie doesnt know you exsist, stop trying to slurp her ass
how dare you compare that deranged, superficial dyke to audrey hepburn.
such a load of shit! I don't know who is full of it more, Perez or Anglina Sluttiena
Josephine Baker………… That's who I have always thought of when it comes to Angelina–because of her adoptions. I briefly thought of Audrey Hepburn because of her humanitarian work and becoming Ambassador, yes……….but Josephine Baker was always what I thought in any type of relation from past celebrities to her.
I have been waiting for some tabloid/media outlet to say something about that, but —NOPE….nada. Josephine Baker adopted….12 children from all over the world….called them "rainbow"–something??
Anyhoo—-that's what stands out for me with Angelina….more than Audrey Hepburn……
you know P… i try and ignore all the snide and fucked up bias comments ppl leave on your page.. but after this.. honestly sometimes you just take it too far… who are you to even COMMENT on someone who has continuesly used their celebrity for a good purpose..? grow up just a bit,.. you may be a big deal, but still aren't big enough to fuck with such an "adult" situation as this and make it funny.. sorry! still love ya tho!
Angelina's behavior during her life have always being a desesperate attempt for attention…Her mutilation, her heroin drug adiction, the blood on her neck, the mouth kiss to her brother, the announcement of her bi-sexuality, her slutty behavior with her ex Billy, the Brad Pitt's affair..Nothing change, she is still the same woman and now to call attention to herself she collects kids (how tender) and became a UN ambassador.(great photos opportunities with poor kids all over the world) But it's all about Angie, always about Angie.
Nothing it's real. She is creazy and her father knows it. That is the reason she doesn't speak to him.
Re: nycbaby – Couldnt help myself lol ty
In the words of Lloyd Bentsen (failed Democratic VP nominee) Angelina, I worked with Audrey Hepburn: I knew Audrey Hepburn; Audrey Hepburn was a friend of mine. Angelina, you're no Audrey Hepburn.
Angelina is a self promoter….Audrey actually cared about her causes….NO CONTEST!!!
Hepburn was timeless and relatable.
Jolie just comes across as a super serious - empty -tatooed b*tch.
Hepburn's beauty stands out among the ages -
Jolie looks like every other brunette/blond or what-evers' on her head
(with botox/buttocks lips).
By the way - in 2000 they chose JLoveHewitt to Audrey -
not Jolie.lol.
Audrey overcame a lot in her childhood.
Other then daddy issues…Jolie was pretty pampered.
Audrey wasn't grand-standing when she represented the U.S. in
other countries - because of her childhood Audrey runs
much deeper.
When you compare looks/beauty, integrity, depth and experience-
I don't see where they are alike at all. Sorry.
Audrey did get involved with a man while she was married…
but she already knew her husband had been cheating for some time…
She didn't get involved Re: COCACOLA –
Come to think about it …John Voit isn't all trumped up-media
grandstanding and 'posing' like a do-gooder. lol.
Elton John would be a better comparison to Audrey
…Audrey and Elton are timeless -
irreplaceable, devoted n true artists! lol
angelina should never be mentioned in the same sentence as audrey, ever!
Re: MonicaMonica – so true, but i don't thonk she's really doing good things for children… remember her children have NO stability or discioline…
Re: Miss Monroe – thank you… It's sad that everyone is ass kissing this sick and twisted , home-wrecking, media whore's ass for the "good work she is doing with children", but she is not there at all to nurture and love these children of her own… she adopted and gave birth to these kids, SHE needs to be responsible for their well being.
It's really hard to tell if it's an act or real given her past. She has a past of stealing men from other women, having affairs, acting out selfishly, and suddenly we are to believe that she's a humble, teary eyed saint?? Come on! Comparing a selfish homewrecker like Jolie to Audrey Hepburn is downright disrespectful!
ANGELINA COULD NEVER HOLD A CANDLE TO AUDREY. RIDICULOUS!
ugh dont ever compare her to Audrey Hepburn. Audrey was classy and beautiful! Angelina is just a home wreaking whore.
charity is nothing more than this skank's hobby to occupy her time, and she wouldn't be doing it if no one was around to notice.
Poor Audrey. She would be ashamed to be associated with Jolie. NEXT!
Re: footefetish – Hilarious and right on point!!
Audrey Hepburn suffered from starvation during the war. She had an understanding of the people in Africa who suffered from starvation and that spurred her on in her work.
Comparing Angelina to Audrey is just wrong. Audrey had grace, charm, elegance and class. On top of that she was just a lovely human being.
Jolie is brilliant to bring up Hepburn. She's trying to come up with every angle to soften her image.
The problem is, most are not stupid and can see right through Jolie's BS.
these haters here have done nothing of an inch of what ANGELINA has done for so many people. she might have done so many bad and ugly things but human as we are we do commit mistakes. it's wrong to compare people with other people because we are all different in so many ways. Angelina at least is trying to change one problem at a time. maybe not the huge problems that you stinking americans face because you guys have huge egos when u go visit other countries. like ur the shit but clearly ur not. no wonder Angelina doesnt really give a shit what u say she cant even stand being in her own country because u guys talk shit about her all the time when all she does is visit poor countries who need more help than u all obese rednecks!!!
Sorry Perez, I don't know what you are drinking to think that Angelina compares to Audrey Hepburn. Audrey could speak several languages, dealt with life during occupation in WWII, she worked very hard to get somewhere, giving up her love of dancing because she got too big. She worked very hard for the UN and gave publicity to something alot of people didn't know about, she is and always will be a legend. Angelina is a self serving publicity hound, she can't act anywhere near as well as Audrey could in her sleep. Angelina makes sure everybody know about her charity work - Audrey did alot of work without any recognition. Big head shakes on this one PH, biiiig head shakes.
…sorry - I forgot to mention that Audrey worked with the resistance during the war, so hardship, starvation, kindness, generosity and risking her life to help others…mmm….take it back Perez?