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Kids, Really, Don't Try This At Home
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
A young 14-year-old boy in Shanghai has been discovered to be drinking gasoline to be like his hero, wait for it, Optimus Prime. Too bad now the kid has no idea what a prime number is!
His parents, who also are big gas guzzlers themselves, finally saw a problem with it when the kid couldn't add "7 and 17." Why they decided to drink the fossil fuel, they don't say, but they finally brought the kid to a doctor.
According to the physician at the Shanghai hospital, "the gasoline contains a lot of lead, which can do harm to people's brains. To make things even worse, the boy is in the physical development stage, and the lead has caused serious damage to his body."
Well, he sure as hell isn't going to turn into a giant robot!
People are just stoopid.
Really, u would drink gasoline. Wow what is wrong with people nowadays?
perez you know who else is stoopid.. you.
a 14 year old should definitely know not to drink gasoline. stupid!
WTF?? The parents drink gas and let their young son drink it too and FOUND NOTHING WRONG WITH IT???? And wouldn't he have spit it out once he tasted it?? Grosssssss.
Sandra Nkake the new diva ,he big star is born!!!
I'm sorry ,but that's a dumb ass kid!!!
bless him:P what a… unique… guy?:)
OMG…..just wow
thats……………….stupid
14? really? i thought asian kids were smart!
whaaa? I'm not good at adding numbers because I have Dyscalculia. It doesn't mean I've been drinking gasoline though.
So what's your excuse for being so stupid fatass?
For some reason i started reading from the middle and i thought the story was about a little 7 yr old kid or something, but 14? lol, what an idiot.
Are we sure you haven't been drinking gasoline? This post is full of grammatical errors.
LOOOL his parents just let him drink it? The level of stupidity that exists in the world is beyond me.
Perez, what did you consume that can explain your horrific grammar?
this is by far one of the dumbest things i've ever heard. gasoline???how f***ing stupid can u be???? I mean really???? gasoline??????
Darwin wins again!
so stupid…
Lol true about darwin. sorry to say it, but idiots will die out, whereas the thinkers will live on.
See, they say certain movies and shows influence kids badly and should be gotten rid of, but if they did that everything would be gone! Its idiots that are influenced by media and shit!!!
Wow. What does this say about our culture people?! And theirs??? Something's gotta give.
Re: mileysux – You do realize how racist this statement is, RIGHT? Fucker.
disgusting ! He should know that drinking gasoline won't turn him into an "Optimus Prime" z__Z
Unhealthy..
idiot
what the FUCK?
the kid is an idiot
the parents are even stupider
this really pisses me off that people can be THAT stupid
you are all a bunch of assholes.
think about it morons!! the kid was not an idiot, he just had no education he lives in a poor city, his family obviously has no money.
they prob had no education either, so making really stupid mistakes can happen. but what's all of your excuses??? you have had the chance to receive a proper education but I bet there are a bunch addicts out there, and alcoholics!! whats your excuse?????
he prob thought it was like drinking liquor, they both stink.
too bad for him now, how about some fucking sympathy??
oh that's right pervhilton has taught you all to be a hypocritical assholes just like him!!
Re: WombatNYC – Um if you're 14 years old, you know not to drink gasoline. It's not like it was a toddler or something. 14 YEARS OLD! Everyone on here has every right to talk shit about the dumb kid.
Ok so I'm paying out the ass to fill up my tank in my car and these people are just drinking gasoline! Awesome -_-
what the fuck this is not funny at all
does anyone understand the concept of the difference between a 4 year old and a 14 year old thinking they are going to turn into robots? come the fuck on people. this kid OR his parents were born with a fucking parasite in their brains or something cause they obviously had half a brain.
holy shizzzzz, feeds like this are what make me laugh at the wonder and joy of every new day that is brought to me on the world wide web! Gasoline for everyone!
THE ROBOTS THING IS A SPIN THE PRESS USED PEOPLE…. it's bullshit.
try look deeper
your all just falling for it, and regurgitating it here.
woww, the kid drinking the stuff at 14 is something really, but THE PARENTS ? lol what a precious family..
Wow. Way to fail, China.
i hate to be the nerd here to point out the fact that Optimus Prime doesn't use gas at all he runs on fictional energy called energon it comes in cubes not liquid god so stupid
the parts of petrol which make it smell nice (to some) are aromatics, benzene, toluene, etc. they give you Cancer! YOU FREAKS
haahha
imagine after drinking gasoline,and they smoke
KABBBBBOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Didn't they think to consume UNLEADED gasoline?
This is why I hate kids and even more so their stupid parents
ok this kid have a problen drinking gasoline is like wtf and wont gonna turn into transformer but i feel 2 dat kid even he have da same age like me only than im 13…. wat an idiot
god who is that stupid to drink gassoline! wth is wrong with them? it's obviously going to do damage!
Wtf???????
The kid obviously didn't have a brain to begin with.
cause we all know, that if you drink gasoline, you turn into OPTIMUS PRIME
Re: mileysux – thats like saying all americans are fat u stereotyping bitch
Bro…gotta take a class in grammar…
I hope child protective services are involved because those parents are insane.
since his parents knew of his activities, they should be locked up for child endangerment. this is beyond stupid.
the people in this world….
Did he "transform" into an Autobot Gas Can?
The parents are clearly the idiots in this situation. Don't parents teach their kids the difference between reality and fantasy any more?
did it work?!?!?
bless,
SEE HOW BAD MOVIES CAN BE FOR THE IMMATURE MIND!