Spencer Pratt is now royalty. Or at least, his name will suggest that nobility.
Spencer would now like to be known as King Spencer Pratt! No, we’re not kidding.
King Spencer observes: “I’ve decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America. I nominate myself for that role.”
And don’t worry, he hasn’t forgotten about his lovely wife, Heidi Montag. She’s going to have a little King in her as well…King of Pop, that is.
Spencer says: “Michael Jackson’s in heaven. The Holy Spirit now has extra Michael Jackson juice, so boom! For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with some of that Michael Jackson divine spirit.”
Uh-oh. Someone hasn’t taken 2nd grade history or has ever opened his beloved Bible, because none of that shiz made sense.
But really, when does it ever? Are you even remotely shocked? We’re not!
[Image via WENN.]
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