The Pivert Still Has No Sense Of Humor

The Public Theater in New York put on a cheeky little play last night called The Piven Monologues and naturally Jeremy Piven served them with a “cease and desist” letter.

The play is based on the Pivert’s famed “mercury poisoning” incident leading him to pull out from Broadway show Speed-the-Plow.

There’s another performance of The Piven Monologues set for next month, but we’ll have to see what happens.

Piven’s attorney stated that they aren’t saying the theater can’t do the play, but they can’t make “defamatory statements” about their client.

Oh, lighten up! What happened to laughing about it?

Besides, all publicity is good publicity, Pivert!

Especially for you these days!

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