It Was Too Good To Be True

Sigh.
Sources close to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt tell us that the MTV star’s website has been hacked into.
A mischievous little monkey posted this entry on Montag’s blog, claiming to confess that she and Pratt started the rumors of a Lauren Conrad sex tape. Us Weekly confirmed the existence of said tape, though they claim it isn’t full-on sex but other risque activities instead.
Pratt’s website was allegedly hacked as well.
Shit. They probably hacked their websites themselves just for the press!
Or maybe Beef Curtains hired a hacker?
Why do we even care? Ughh. The Hills is so fake anyways!
We feel dirty now.