There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
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If anything, this video will teach you not to fuck with a tranny on her birthday!!!
Golden rule, bitches!
The hot tranny mess was riding the Metro in El Lay when some kids started making fun of her fabulosity!!
Not smart, kiddos.
She maced those brats and bailed out of the train - and it was all caught on video!!!
Check out the epicness above!