Jon & Kate: The MOVIE?!

This cannot be serious!
Star Magazine is reporting that New Line Cinema is in talks to produce a film version of the saga that is Jon and Kate Gosselin‘s rise and fall.
And get this! A source reveals: “Ideally they’d like Cameron Diaz for Kate and Johnny Depp for Jon.”
You have GOT be kidding us! As if either of those A-listers would want anything to do with this steaming pile of shiz!
This is much more suited to the Lifetime network, so give Dean Cain and Tiffani-Amber Theissen a call perhaps?
Or maybe Kate will want to play herself?
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