Badass!

Sylvester Stallone will star in and direct a new adaptation of the Charles Bronson classic Death Wish.

Whitesploitation is back!

Sly is out of ideas, and that’s not a bad thing.

His latest Rambo sequel, already shot, is coming out some time in ’08.

Stallone should also do another version of Annie!

Wouldn’t he be great as Daddy Warbucks???

Or not.

What other films should Sly do???