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She just knows better, that's all!
The 43-year-old started getting into corsetry at the age of 18, even once whittling her waist down to a size 17 — so we'd say she definitely knows what she's talking about!
The burlesque performer told People that she's skeptical of the trendy waist trainers being marketed today:
"It seems to me there are people that are jumping on the bandwagon to make corsets because the Kardashians have mentioned them, and it's seen as a fast-track to slimming the waist. I just encourage people to get more information so they actually know what it is and how it works. Waist-training is a form of body modification that can't be done properly with an ill-fitting or even off-the-rack corset. That's a long-term thing and a different thing than I think the Kardashians are talking about."
Fair enough. She is the expert, after all!
But just because Miz Von Teese isn't a fan of their waist training bandwagon, doesn't mean she has anything personal against the reality royalty fam. In fact, she admits to being obsessed with Kim Kardashian West:
"I'm crazy about Kim. I think she's lovely. Every time I see her and talk to her, I think, ‘Wow, she's really beautiful.' I think anybody who throws the Kardashians shade is just jealous."
Join the club, Dita.
Well, that settles that!
Is there anything she can't pull off??
The pin-up sex panther teamed up with FunnyOrDie on Monday to show exactly how to look sexy while doing typically mundane things like microwaving Lean Cuisine dinners and filling out taxes.
We don't know how she does it, but Dita even manages to make fanny packs and bluetooth earpieces super hot.
What do U want to see her sex up next??
Ch-ch-check out Dita's HIGHlarious viral video (below)!!!
In case you haven't noticed, waist training is the latest fitness fad to take over Instagram.
The burlesque dancer slash author recently spoke out about the trend, and particularly the Kardashians' flaunting theirs with selfies on IG, saying:
"Well, I think it's funny because I'm watching it. It's like the blind leading the blind."
Though Dita did continue to explain:
It's a sultry showdown if we ever saw one!
Left: Dita Von Teese donned this enviable green ensemble in 2012 while launching her debut perfume in London.
While both women added their own spin to the elegantly sexy look, we have to ask…
Who Wore It Better???
Total Votes: 3,178
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Now this is how you glamp!
Dita Von Teese hit the woods along the Santa Barbara Coastline on Wednesday in true Dita fashion — dressed impossibly elegantly in high-waisted navy capris and an embroidered emerald Wheels & Dollbaby cardigan.
As we've all come to expect, the burlesque beauty's hair was flawlessly coiffed and she had on her signature red lipstick.
The 42-year-old of course had to skip her usual Christian Louboutin heels and opt for a pair of comfy leather flats.
And this is how you manage to look crazy sophisticated while perched on a tree limb!
Would you guys dress like this to go camping?
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The queens have arrived!
These three were a delicious feast for the eyes at the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala in Cannes on Thursday.
We can't get enough!
Marion Cotillard looked like a twinkling emerald in her bright green Jean Paul Gaultier satin gown, while Dita Von Teese channeled a very sexy Queen of Hearts in a playing card suit-print Ulyana Sergeenko dress with tassels!
Go ahead and drink in all this fabulosity!
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