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How about that!

Last week, the lovely Dita Von Teese was en route to Wolfgang Puck's new restaurant to celebrate Tilda Swinton's new movie when her limo broke down. Her driver tried to get the car up and running again, but he just couldn't find the problem.

Then, like a vision in the night, came a friendly, neighborhood motorcycle gang. To Dita's surprise, the hog lovers hopped off their bikes and fixed her limo right up for her.

A source close to Dita says:

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After spending a Cointreauversial weekend in Singapore, Dita Von Teese jetted off to Australia.

The burlesque beauty arrived in Melbourne on Monday looking chic in an all black ensemble, Prada baroque sunglasses and monogrammed Goyard Saigon purse on her arm.

Don't you wish you looked that good after a 7+ hour flight?

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Yeah gurl! Show'em who's boss!

Yesterday, Dita Von Teese got to enjoy the sweet taste of justice as her landlord was ordered to pay her back her $5,000 security deposit. The year long legal war finally came to an end with the judge ruled Dita was in the right to receive the money, especially since the landlord "went on Mel Gibson-like Anti-Semitic tangents, personally attacking [Dita's] Jewish managers" when she decided to move.

Ugh! Disgusting!

The landlord tried to argue the point, saying that Dita had caused thousands of dollars worth of damage to the property, which is why he didn't give her back the deposit in the first pace. However,

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This sexy 3D thriller looks has got QUITE the interesting cast!

Dita Von Teese has just signed on to Lionsgate's Nurse 3D, which also stars Boardwalk Empire troublemaker Paz De La Huerta, High School Musical's Corbin Bleu, and 30 Rock's Katrina Bowden.

Here's how Lionsgate is describing the project:

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Dita Von Teese's variety show, Burlesque: Strip Strip Hooray!, is pretty much the epitome of seksiness!

Now for some of you in this nation that have been clamoring to see her could totally be getting your chance, because she's going on tour!

She'll be doing a House of Blues tour, hitting New Orleans, Dallas and Houston this July!

Here's what to expect from her show:

While guest starring on an upcoming episode of CSI, CBS executives were worried about how much cleavage Dita von Teese would show on camera.

She was ordered to wear less revealing clothing in an episode entitled A Kiss Before Frying, where she plays a school teacher turned nightclub dancer.

"There was a lot of network talk about my 'offensive cleavage', which I found interesting considering how much blood and gore there is. We had to take it down a notch," said Dita.

But she is still looking forward to watching the episode!

"I think it is important to try new things and I hope my efforts come off well," she added. "This was a much bigger role than I originally thought."

The episode will air January 20th at 9pm on CBS.

Can't wait! Just adore her!

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It's the most wonderful time of the year indeed!

Wednesday night, Perezzers and our old friend, Mrs. Katy Perry Brand, went to go see another old friend, Miz Dita Von Teese, perform her burlesque show at The Roxy in West Hollywood, and it was sooo good.

There's something quite thrilling about seeing someone do something they're really good at, and it's even more thrilling to see THE BEST person in their field work their magic.

No one does burlesque as well as Dita, and she proved that yet again with such a sensational show.

Good times were had by all!

To talented women! To the misfits! To those that dare to be different, we embrace you. We salute you! We are you!

Merry happy healthy holidays to you all!!!!

xoxo

[Perez's hoodie by Traver Rains for T-Rains.]