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When Pirates Of The Caribbean came out, it was the shot in the arm that Johnny Depp's career needed: a chance to show off his character skills in a blockbuster!
But then came the less impressive sequels, and instead of showing his range, Johnny was stuck saying the same stuff over and over!
The latest Honest Trailer makes a compelling case that the only thing pillaged by these Pirates was Johnny's career!
Ch-ch-check it out (below)!
Look at those happy smiles!
Maybe they even had sex in the limo on the way over!
We kid, we kid.
They also made for an incredibly handsome couple with both of them in suits! Johnny's was gray and worn with a burgundy shirt, black tie, and deep red pocket square.
While on the show, he slurred his way through a cute interview about how his daughter is now acting and how she used to help him act!
That's right! He used to test out his characters on his daughter Lily-Rose Depp!
How would he do it? By playing
Mortdecai is an upcoming action-comedy packed with frolic and fun.
Juggling some angry Russians, the British Mi5, his impossibly leggy wife and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part time rogue Charlie Mortdecai (Johnny Depp in the title role) must traverse the globe armed only with his good looks and special charm in a race to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain the code to a lost bank account filled with Nazi gold.
To celebrate the film's opening on January 23, 2015, perezhilton.com is hosting a Mortdecai giveaway.
One (1) lucky user will win a prize pack with the following items:
- Mortdecai Poster
- Mortdecai T-Shirt
- Eye Mask and Travel Pillow Set
- "Best of Cast" DVD Set (e.g. Pirates of the Caribbean, Iron Man, Magic Mike, Big Fish)
- Fandango Gift Card
To enter, simply leave a comment in the "Comments" section below. Only one entry per user, void where prohibited. This contest ends at 11:59pm on January 22, 2015. The winner will be notified via email. Click here for the complete rules.
Learn more about the movie here, follow #Mortdecai, and check out some fun character posters below!
If we didn't know what this photo was from, we totally could've been fooled into thinking it was a wedding pic!
And they looked smokin'!
Amber wore a slinky white Dior gown that totally could've been a wedding dress, while Johnny complemented her marriage-vibes in a black and white suit with a vest. So now we have a pretty good idea of how these two will look like as bride and groom!
Additionally, the pair was spotted smooching the night away at the fancy affair. So much for those breakup rumors!
They seem to be getting along just fine!!
[Image Courtesy of John Sciulli/Getty Images.]
Holy shiz! This makeup job STILL impresses us!
Johnny Depp was spotted filming the movie Yoga Hosers in El Lay on January 3 with his 15-year-old daughter Lily-Rose and her friend Harley Quinn Smith — daughter of director Kevin Smith!
And Johnny looks NOTHING like himself!
We shouldn't be that surprised; Johnny is actually reprising his role as Canadian investigator Guy LaPointe, which he secretly played — going totally uncredited — in Smith's previous film Tusk.
But still - we've never seen the Mortdecai actor look so, well, different — which is saying something because Johnny has had SO MANY transformations throughout his entire career!
Edward Scissorhands! Captain Jack Sparrow! The Wolf from Into the Woods!
Man, now we can't WAIT to see him wow the audience when the film comes out!
We wonder if Lily-Rose will be just as great an actor as her unrecognizable dad…
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