When the side vag comes out, you know it's a proper party!
And this one might be the best we've seen yet (definitely the tannest).
Paris Hilton celebrated her 33rd birthday at Greystone Manor in West Hollywood Saturday night, and she made sure it was memorable by giving us a pretty decent glimpse of her shaved mons pubis!
Side vag is DEFINITELY the new (AND IMPROVED!) side boob!
The heiress was also quintessentially herself in a pink Alon Livne gown that would have Barbie drooling.
She finished off the look with Charlotte Olympia pumps and a tiara, of course!
Get a closer look at her naughty bits …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Who doesn't love an excuse to wear fancy clothes and frolic around in them?
Certainly not Paris Hilton, who does exactly that in this Solmaz Saberi-directed fashion video of the heiress called Never Be Alone.
Paris wears a sexy gray body suit and frilly pink gown in the clip, which also happens to be interspersed with clips of Marilyn Monroe and other Hollywood legends, but the best part is the song that plays during the video!
We can't be sure, but those breathy vocals sound a lot like Paris' singing!
Check out the clip (above) and let us know if that's Paris singing or not!
It's not fashion week without Paris Hilton!
The socialite took the cold weather into account on her way to the Betsey Johnson A/W 2014 presentation in NYC yesterday.
The black tights and leather jacket kept her warm while her blue print shift dress evoked the Northern Lights with its colorful design.
And with those giant sunglasses, she looked prettyyyyy badass! All that was missing was a motorcycle!
[Image via Ivan Nikolov/WENN.]
Underboob AND nipple??? We're not worthy!
Paris Hilton and sister Nicky hit up the Brian Lichtenberg A/W 2014 presentation in New York yesterday, and it felt like 2004 all over again!
They haven't aged a day!
Paris, of course, was the sexier of the two in a leather crop top that showed off a hint of underboob on one side and an erect nipple on the other!
And as usual, Nicky was more demure in a black pencil skirt and collared top while carrying a classic Chanel shoulder bag.
All these years later and Paris still knows how to work it!
[Image via Getty Images.]
Hollywood is hoo-hah town, baby!!
There’s been this fascinating phenomenon of people flashing some skin a little too close to their naughty bits lately. So all technicalities aside, we’ve dubbed this region “side vag”!!!
“Side vag” is short for “side vagina”, of course. We’re sure that didn’t need an explanation, but we gave it to you all the same!
Anyhoo — or rather, anyhoo-hah — from Miley Cyrus to Beyoncé, see some of the most stand-out, NSFW, labial looks we’ve seen to date …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
This is SOOOO what we like to see at the Grammys!
Skin, skin, skin!!!
And Paris Hilton bared some of that beautiful heiress skin on the red carpet in a most slinky white Christina Milani dress.
While walking the red carpet alongside Birdman, Paris revealed her back and all down her legs in the dress that included some intricate detailing on the nude mesh.
And even though we prefer when someone shows off pretty much everything at the Grammys, it's not a bad idea to go for a conservative in the front, edging on booty crack in the back look like this!
It might not be flawless, but at least she gave us something to talk about!
As for Birdman, well, with a name like Birdman we're pretty sure any look goes! Especially his bling pinky ring!
[Image via Getty Images.]
Looks like we have a fashion cat fight on our hands!
Joanna Krupa has been planning what to wear to Ok! Magazine’s pre-Grammys party for MONTHS, but Paris Hilton seemingly one-upped her!
After the Friday shindig, people accused Joanna of copying the 32-year-old pop star’s scandalous Haus of Milani dress that she wore last week, but that’s not the case at all!
Joanna had been working with Stephanie Costello and Michael Costello, of MTCostello, since December to make a dress that the Real Housewives star would LOVE, 'specially paired with her own line of Joanna Krupa jewelry!
In fact, they Instagrammed a pic of it when Joanna first tried it on!
The designers exclusively gave us their thoughts on the situation, saying