He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
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While we love how each lady werked their cleavage in these dangerous beaded dresses, what we wanna know is…
Who Wore It Best???
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This girl must REALLY love Coachella!
The model is reportedly recovering at UCLA's Ronald Reagan Medical Center where she underwent a "medical procedure" on Tuesday for "constant headaches."
Now, it might just be us — but if you're having massive head pain, don't you think a music festival is the last place you'd want to find yourself?!
You can't just say the word, you have to scream it from atop a desert mesa while wearing fringe!
The annual arts and music festival is quickly approaching, which means it's time to figure out what to wear.
In the past few years, retailers and designers have been getting savvy to the whole festival fashion scene, and it's now easier than ever to clothe yourself for the event.
Taking inspiration from veteran Coachella-attendees Kendall Jenner, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Kate Bosworth, we found some pieces that are perfect for dancing around in 100-degree heat in a dust storm!
Years of modeling experience have taught Alessandra Ambrosio how to effectively cover up her nipples!
The Victoria's Secret Angel posed topless on the beach with only her arms over her breasts and there wasn't a single nip slip the entire time!
The 33-year-old was joined at the photo shoot by her fiancé Jamie Mazur and their two adorable kids Anja and Noah!
What would a Zoolander sequel be without its myriad celebrity cameos?
But she isn't alone! Other models said to be on the film's shortlist include
Sometimes it seems like Alessandra Ambrosio is in a bikini 90% of the time.
Which is obviously fine with us and most of the rest of the world!
Not only will she be prominently featured in the upcoming Victoria's Secret Swim Special, but the Brazilian supermodel is also showing off her bikini body on the cover of February's Ocean Drive magazine!
Ale models mostly her own Ale by Alessandra line of swimwear in the spread, and you've got to admit there's really nobody better than her to do it.
We especially like the cutout maillot with the bold and colorful print!
The Victoria's Secret Angel explained the inspiration behind the line, saying:
Hot women in bikinis and on TV!
Nothing could be better! Except if they were actually in your living room.
But it'd be wrong to complain about the upcoming Victoria's Secret Swim Special, since it's going to be an hour of the Angels and other VS models prancing around the beaches of Puerto Rico in very tiny swimwear.
Sounds just as awesome as the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show!