Is she bloated or pregnant????

A considerably plumper April Lavigne was spotted at the Race to Erase MS event in Los Angeles this weekend.

If she is pregnant, that might actually be good for her non-existent career!

P.S. Who knew they made maternity prom dresses at Hot Topic?

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Oh Avril Lavigne! How nice of you!

Dressed from the kids' section of Target, Avril stumbled out of a club in Hollywood on Monday night, desperate for attention.

Bitch should leave the club stumbling next to Lindsay because no one can out-stumble our LezLo!

Someone awarded the prized Canadian ham the "#1 Bitch" medal.

Tell us something we don't know!

They forgot the #1 Idiot badge.

And the #1 Hasbeen badge.

And the #1 Twatface badge.

We could go on forever!

[Image by David Tonnessen via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Is Avril Lavigne an alcoholic? Is her marriage falling apart?

Is she just a total douche?

Seems that way!

According to the NY Daily News, April was spotted partying hard this past weekend in a Los Angeles nightclub with her troll of a husband, former Sum 42 rocker Deryck Whibley.

However, it seems she was more interested in pAArtying that than being with her "husband."

A source claims Avril “kept downing vodka drinks, to the point where she was obliterated. She ended up fighting with her husband before ignoring him completely.”

How sad.

The source adds, “­Avril talked to everyone else. When he was ready to leave, she downed two more shots of vodka before walking out the door. What a child!”

Wonder how long it'll be before they file for divorce?

Where there's smoke, there's fuego!

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Seriously, why does Avril Lavigne insist on dressing like she's just 12-years-old? Her little girl emo-style is getting a bit tired.

Does it help her with getting guys? Is that it?

The "happily married" April has recently been spotted partying with sleazy Brandon Davis and pineapple billionaire Justin Murdock. It's sparked many rumors that her marriage to "rocker" Deryck Whibley is either an open one or seriously on the rocks.

And just last night, Tuesday, Asstastic April was spotted dressed like that out and about in London.

She's 24 years old!

Lavigne and her friends were spotted at the Boujis nightclub arriving around midnight. They stayed for an hour and then headed off to Whiske Mist for another hour.

Not stopping the pAArty, April and crew then headed to Bungalow 8 nightclub and finally left around 4 in the morning.

And of course, there was no hubby Deryck in sight. Though there was that guy in the photos holding Avril.

We're just sayin'!

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Here's Avril Lavigne looking like she rolled around in the clearance section of a Hot Topic and then, finding Amy Wino's signature beehive in a dumpster, decided to dye it blonde and wear it out.

Hope she combed out the lice and drug paraphernalia first!

April was snapped taking a break from a photo shoot at the Viper Room in Hollywood on Monday.

We didn't know they hired 14-year-old emo stylists for these things!

So nice of them to give young people a chance!

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Faux punk rocker Avril Lavigne has reportedly been hosting a revolving door of flings, despite being, well, you know, married.

In December, Avril was spotted hanging out with STD farm Brandon Davis, but was next seen back with hubby Deryck Whibley - which is exactly the kind of move you make when you need to reassure everyone that the marriage is not on the rocks.

That is, until, you're seen out again, but this time with someone else!

According to Star magazine, Avril's been pAArtying it up at all the L.A. hotspots, where she was caught tongue wrestling with pineapple billionaire Justin Murdock.

Her behavior has sparked speculations that Avril's marriage to Deryck is an open one, because, you know, Avril's so punk RAWK like that.

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Spotted: Avril Lavigne and her "good friend" Brandon Davis at an after-hours party at a private residence in Beverly Hills on Thursday night.

Her troll husband was nowhere to be seen.

Very inneresting!

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As we mentioned earlier this month, "rocker" Avril Lavigne was spotted at dinner and clubbing with her troll-looking hubby Deryck Whibley nowhere in sight.

Instead, she was seen out with the original “firecrotch” douchebag and multiple rehaber, Brandon Davis.

Guess Deryck didn't like that so much, so In Touch Weekly is reporting that he texted Brandon and said, 'Stay away from my wife!' "

How very macho of him.

An insider adds that "Avril assured Deryck that it was a business dinner about art, since Brandon makes his living as an art broker."

"Art broker?" Hahahaha! Riiiiight!

The insider continues, "Deryck trusts his wife, it's just Brandon he doesn't trust."

As for April's reps, they deny the story.

Brandon is still an upgrade over Deryck. However, Davis can certainly do better than Avril. Not much, but a little better.

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She may look sperminated, but….

She's probably just getting fat now that she's finished her disastrous tour and not doing much of anything!

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Avril Lavigne was pAArtying it up at Tao in Las Vegas on Saturday night and she "was definitely boozing."

Thank goodness! April, the mommy, just sounds like a horrible idea!

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