
Just when we thought Matt Damon and Luciana Barroso's vow renewal couldn't sound anymore romantic!!!!
Even with the star-studded guest list, the St. Lucia ceremony— officiated by none other then Jimmy Kimmel— was a very personal affair as evident by their sweet, heart melting vows AND Matt's message on the wedding invitation.
On the invite, Matt recalled the time he met the love of his life in 2003 at a bar where Luciana worked in Miami's South Beach. He remembered after he "tried to think of something cool to say" that the now happily married couple "made a pact that we'd have a big celebration down the road" after modestly saying "I do" at Miami's City Hall.
As Matt finally stood in front of an altar eight years later in the company of family and friends, he promised:
"To keep my sense of humor through everything and anything life throws at us…to defend you in public and correct you in private, to hold the handheld shower when you're rinsing the dye out of your hair even though you say I don't do it right, to always respect your views even when we disagree—like about the fact that there's a right way and a wrong way to hold a handheld shower…to make a fool out of myself in front of you—but not too often…to be the dad our four beautiful children deserve, to be your best friend."
His ladylove, who didn't even know Matt's star status was when they met, vowed:

Talk about an effing GUEST LIST!
We knew that Matt Damon's plan to renew his wedding vows with his wife of eight years, Luciana Barroso, was going to be a massive affair when we discovered that the actor had spent a cool $600,000 to rent out the entire five-star Sugar Beach resort on the isle of St Lucia, but now that the big day is upon us, it seems he spared no expense…because of the many famous friends traveling down there to partake in the ceremony!
According to reports from the Caribbean locale, there's been a caravan of SUVs hard at work ferrying guests from the airport to the hotel, and while we've already reported that Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner and George Clooney are in attendance, it appears that one of the private planes that recently landed belongs to

It’s decided. This is as close to perfection a couple can get.
Jennifer Garner and hubby Ben Affleck shared a quick but totes ADORBS smooch in Santa Monica yesterday. AWWW!
Spotted picking up their daughter Violet from pajama day at school, the loving married couple got in Ben’s 1967 Chevrolet Chevelle SS-396 Super Sport to drop their eldest off at martial arts class.
They even celebrated Violet’s orange belt level-up with some 31 Flavors ice cream! Lucky girl!
Okay, but seriously. Could they be any cuter?
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Even though the Oscars were more than a month ago, people are apparently STILL talking about Ben Affleck's acceptance speech!
We were SO happy when Argo took home the prize for Best Picture and we got to see the nervous actor/director/producer rush through his thank you's in record time! But apparently some people were a little confused by his phrasing when he thanked his wife Jennifer Garner and said:

Spring is such a lovely time… especially when celebs make it rain for their lady flowers!
Matt Damon has reportedly spent $1M to rent an ENTIRE five-star Caribbean resort for he and his wife to renew their vows in, with their closest friends by their side.
As we previously reported, Luciana Barroso was officially crowned Mrs. Matt Damon back in 2005, during a small ceremony at city hall. But now they're ready for something BIG BIG BIG!!
George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, Ben Affleck, and Jennifer Garner are all expected to attend the St. Lucia festivities at Sugar Beach resort in ten days (interesting since we keep hearing break-up rumors about Cloon and Keib).
Omggg… they should totally go all Spring Breakers wild down there! Ha… JK! Keep it classy, y'all!
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Really?? Really, Iran??
Argo's just a movie!
Everyone knows that movies stretch and distort the truth — like, we all know that the Canadians' roles in the film were under-represented, even though they had a whole lot more to do with the whole real plan than what was said! We don't see them calling up their lawyers! LOLz!
Regardless of that, the events actually happened! Americans WERE captured in 1979, and there WAS a rescue mission!
Yet, French lawyer Isabelle Coutant-Peyre is in the country anyway, discussing with officials how they might go about filing the lawsuit. Of course, they'd probably never use her — she has a dark past for being the lawyer for infamous Venezuelan terrorist Ilich Ramirez Sanchez, aka Carlos the Jackal — and we're willing to bet they don't want to be seen alongside former clients like that.
But they ARE looking into legal action, and have even privately screened the movie for a group of Iranian cultural officials and movie critics!
We wonder what will come first, though: the lawsuit, or Iran's own film version of the events called The General Staff!
Also, do U think they'll cast Ben Affleck?
Ha!
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Between all of the award shows and his role in the upcoming Terrence Malick film, To The Wonder, it’s a miracle that Ben Affleck finds time to sleep!
Now that all of the madness is coming to an end, he's finally getting a break!
So what exactly does he do with his time off? Apparently he likes to kick back and enjoy a good bowl of ice cream like the rest of us! He recently dished: