WHY ARE FARTS SO FUNNY/HOW DID WE MISS THIS!
A big ole butt toot!
Well, you're going to have to press PLAY (below) to decide for yourself!
You know, the accident that was the cause of a near-fatal brain hemorrhage months after the incident?
Well, reportedly, Bret has FINALLY settled the lawsuit — which he filed in 2011 — now, three years after the event!
The lawsuit, which named
We wonder how many of his Rock Of Love ho, ho, ho's he sent these two!
Check out Bret Michaels' season's greetings card, which he sent out for Christmas (above)!
And what does he have planned for he and his two daughters?
"My family wakes up at the crack of dawn. We grab guitars and jam!"
Aw! That actually sounds very sweet!
Here's hoping you guys had a lovely jam session this morning, you guys!
And Happy Holidays!
Holy big 80s hair! Wowsa!
Yup, that's him. And his wife Calista Flockhart. The two attended a costume party in Brentwood, California on Monday looking like they just stepped out of a "Poison/Skid Row/Def Leppard/Insert Any 80s Hair Band Here" video.
Between the zebra pants, the skull t-shirt, the red jacket and the insane wig, we are pretty sure Harrison has actually won the Most Unrecognizable Award this year.
So cool that he can have a sense of humor about things though. Wouldn't you just love to spend a day hanging out with him??
[Image via GSI Media.]
We've found Bret Michaels on the absolute last channel you'd ever think to find him - the Weather Channel.
Ready for this, ladies of the night? What really turns Bret Michaels on is some crazy weather conditions. The rocker was actually a guest correspondent for The Weather Channel this week, showcases as a "Weather Warrior" submitting some footage he took of the extreme weather he traveled through on tour.
Check out the video (above) to see how much Bret Michael's loves him some lightening and wind and rain!!!
Next week, he'll be knitting with Martha Stewart! LOLz! What?! Who are you, Bret?!
Bret Michaels got super dehydrated and sick with the flu and had to cancel on a charity gig that he was doing. We love that he does his best to reach out and help with his charity gigs, but we're glad he decided to rest instead of push it.
The Poison frontman was expected to make an appearance at the XSport Fitness Rock 'n' Roll Chicago Half Marathon and perform for competitors at the end of the race, but he had to bow out of the event early on Sunday.
"Not only feeling bad physically, but also feeling bummed about missing the show today in Chicago. Such great fans!…"
We, like the rest of those at the Marathon, hope you have a speedy recovery!
[Image via WENN.]