12 Seconds a Comic!
Lupita Nyong'o won an Oscar for her gut-wrenching performance in 12 Years a Slave — but now, she's delivering some gut-busting laughs in Billy on the Street!
Taking a break from her dramatic work, the Queen of Katwe star hit the sidewalks of New York with Billy Eichner to prepare for her first comedy special, Lupita Nyong'o: Bring the Pain!
Video: Billy, Anna Kendrick, & James Corden Sing Epic 5-Minute Musical!
But since the 33-year-old's talents don't extend to writing stand-up material, she decided to borrow some jokes from Louis C.K., Bob Saget, Daniel Tosh, and more raunchy comedy veterans!
Needless to say, Lupita's test audience was a bit caught off guard hearing the poised actress talk about sh*tting and goat-f*cking!
Though her comedy special may only be real in Billy's head, we'd totally watch just to hear her talk more about Asian ass porn! Ha!
Ch-ch-check out the clip (below) to see Nyong'o get dirty!
This is horrible!
Police just released details of a shooting that occurred in West Hollywood on Monday and everything we're learning about the tragic event is just AWFUL!
It all started when Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department responded to an “assault with a deadly weapon, man with a knife” call at a WeHo apartment building. In the fray, it looks like the sherifs accidentally mistook one of the victims for a suspect and one of them wound up shooting and killing an innocent man named John Winkler.
John, a WeHo resident 30-year-old production assistant on Tosh.0, was being held captive that night with two others at knife-point.
As law enforcement arrived on the scene and entered the building, they saw two victims rush out of the apartment unit where they believed the incident was taking place. The first, an unidentified victim, had a knife wound in his neck and bled from it profusely.
The second man, Mr. Winkler
We got the beat!
Well, actually, we got a Beatle! Sir Paul McCartney is headlining Bonnaroo this year!
The Band On The Run singer is bringing his band running (well, probably flying) to Tennessee for this year's music extravaganza!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Daniel Tosh's irreverent-as-usual self introduce the entire amazing lineup to date!
We can give you a few spoilers! Mumford & Sons, R. Kelly, The Lumineers, Kendrick Lamar, and Ed Helms will be performing, along with many more!
Tix go on sale on February 23rd!
The king of snark, Daniel Tosh, stripped down on the premiere of his show, Tosh.0.
He’s got a pretty rockin’ bod!
He should do every show in the nude!! LOL!
[Image via Comedy Central.]