That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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David Archuleta is back and he's catching up on everything that's happened during the two years he's been gone!
That's a lot to read up on but once you reach Justin Bieber's mugshot, you'll know you're almost there! LOLz!
The former American Idol contestant just returned from a Mormon mission that he started at the end of 2011, where he found himself serving a two-year mission for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Chile.
Upon his return, David has been slowly recuperating and getting back in touch with the world!
Still no word if he's returning to music, but if we had to guess, the few notes he played on the piano could be a hint as to what's next for the musician!
Take a look at David reacquainting himself with the keys on the piano and his adorable message to the world (above)!
Does this mean music is FINALLY back on the menu?!
The former American Idol runner-up took a two-year hiatus from music to complete this personal mission where he spread the message of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. But with that in the past, what does the future hold for this youngin'??
We wish we could tell you he's already working on a hot new album, but David isn't yet giving away his plans for the future.
But he is looking adorable and happy during his return!
Ch-ch-check out his video of his return home (above)!
David hasn’t completely put his music career on hold, though — he recently released an album full of classic Filipino love songs!
Check out his latest music video for I’ll Never Go (above)!!
Kinda boring, but still sweet! He's always had such a nice tone to his voice!
Guess that two-year hiatus from the music industry didn't last too long, huh??? LOLz!
We knew he was going on his mission, but what we didn't know what that David Archuleta be taking a FULL two year hiatus from the music industry — and that he's starting it NOW!
He made the official announcement just this afternoon, saying:
Rough! Honey, he's moved on … so maybe it's time for you to too!
On Howard Stern's radio show yesterday, Courteney Cox called in to promote the return of Cougar Town and got suckered in to talking about her relationship with ex, David Arquette. By the tone of her voice, we know she is terribly sick of answering questions about their divorce and how she is holding up since the break-up, but things got intensely awkward with Howard called Court out on her sex life. Or lack there of, as the case maybe.
Check out the video (above) to listen to their uncomfy conversation about Courteney NOT dating her co-stars and NOT getting laid since she was married to David.
Yes, because that is the kind of information you want broadcasted over the airwaves to millions of people. Poor thing. Embarrassing!
As America says goodbye to Archie in the months, the Phillipines will welcome him with a new TV series!
TV5's network heads believe the signing of Archie will help build ratings and maybe even move it past other networks in the country.
The network said the following:
While we're sad David Archuleta is leaving the music biz, we're excited that he's giving one last give before he goes!
David has wrapped up his music video for WAIT. This is song is said to be an homage to a close friend he lost.
WAIT is a track from his Asian Tour edition of The Other Side of Down album.
Good luck on your mission, David!
Check out the video above for David's heartfelt WAIT!