
It's cool, y'all — they've got a plan!
SPOILER ALERT: It's weaker than a watered down cup of decaf!
Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake, Selena Gomez, and the other A-list "swatting" victims can theoretically relax because the El Lay Pee Dee is on the case!!
But how does the po-po intend to stop malicious pranksters from phoning in fake emergencies at celeb mansions in an effort to trick S.W.A.T. teams into charging in, guns-a-blazin'?
Cmdr. Andrew Smith revealed the forces brilliant new directive

Liar, liar. Cause she got fired?
Diddy's baby mama Kim Porter seems to be as shocked as we were after her kids' former nanny said that Kim has used drugs with her children in the house!
The nanny Dawn Drago was fired for falsifying her time sheets, and also she apparently forgot to mention on her original application for the job that she's a convicted shoplifter!
Kim is 100 percent sure that the former nanny is lying about her drug use because she's bitter about being fired.

Hopefully this is a giant misunderstanding because bringing drugs into a child's life is WRONG!
In a lawsuit filed this week, a disgruntled former nanny alleges that Diddy's baby mama and ex, Kim Porter, did all sorts of drugs around the rapper's twin girls!
In fact, nanny Dawn Drago says she once drove the kids to school and noticed they were covered "in a white powdery substance"… and it wasn't Fun Dip!
Apparently the kids found their way into a bag FILLED with drugs!
Dawn revealed

DID THEY?! DIDDY DIDN'T THEY?!
Earlier today we reported that bodacious model Kate Upton and one of hip-hop's MAIN men Diddy were allegedly spotted SMOOCHING at a nightclub AND were seen eating dinner together…
BUT what does Kate and the man formally known as Puff Daddy have to say about these accusations?!
The object of MANY fantasies tweeted:
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Two worlds collide, one new love is born???
According to an eyewitness, March 24 was the night that Kate Upton made out with Diddy in the VIP Room of LIV nightclub.
The source said there was no shame about it at the Miami Beach hotspot, explaining:
"They were kissing, they weren't hiding it."
Our circuits are so BUZZIN over this one! Talk about a mindf*ck!
Diddy had tweeted his plans to host a party there, but it's unsure if

This is absolute MADNESS!!
You can Justin Timberlake & Selena Gomez's names to the list of recently "swatted" A-list celebrities!
Sources say police officers were sent to both superstars' El Lay homes today after someone lied and said shots were fired at the residences!!
JT and his lovely new bride Jessica Biel were reportedly not home when law enforcement arrived, but Mrz. Gomez was — we bet she was SHOCKED as shiz when