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Move Aside 50 Shades! Dinosaur Erotica Is Real And It's T-Sexy!

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Dinosaur erotic is not only real but well reviewed??

Make room, Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele!

T-Rex coming through! And he's bringing his little pal, Velociraptor, too!

In case you're completely over whips, paddles, and Red Rooms of Pain, we have the perfect alternative for you, and it includes DINOSAURS. We'd like to imagine it's just Jurassic Park fan fic involving a lot of interesting sex positions with Jeff Goldblum, but alas, it's actual real erotica involving the extinct creators…

A short erotica story, named Taken By The T-Rex, by co-authors Christie Sims and Alara Branwen, have been taking the "monster sex" section of erotica by storm. (And yes, that's a real thing!)

And, in case you're not convinced yet, just look at some of the very positive reviews on Amazon! It's like garden feast for a Brachiosaurus! You know, cuz they're herbivores, and all.

One review even succinctly says the story was "not relatable," however very "accurate":

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Japanese Dinosaur Prank Is Possibly The Best Prank Ever

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Ha! Omg! This is HIGHlarious!!

Japan totes has some of the craziest TV shows out there.

This one was some sort of prank show and boy did this guy get prankkkked!

He's just walking down a hallway, when out of nowhere, a group of people run by screaming!

Then… a mini t-rex looking dino chases him down the hallway!!

This guy def perfected his horror movie run, where he falls no less than five times before running away! LOLz!

Check out the video (above) to see the best prank EVER!!

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Kellan Lutz Is Being Stalked By A Dinosaur!!!

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Oh, the things we'd do to switch places with that dinosaur!

Kellan Lutz was spotted leaning his precious physique on a yellow dinosaur!

That's how hot Kellen is! He heats up the extinct!!!

Here's what he wrote:

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Sharknado 2 — WITH DINOSAURS??

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If we've learned one thing from the amazing Sharknado, it's that when talking about it you can't really say a whole lot. You have to abide by its tagline, which is an eloquent, "Enough Said!" LOLz!

That's why when we hear from Tara Reid that SyFy's Sharknado 2 might have dinosaurs, we can't really express in a lot of words what that would mean to us. In short: everything. It would mean everything to us!

Are you ready to see what Tara said specifically??

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HUGE Dinosaur Tail Found In Mexico!

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Where's Sam Neill when you need him??

LOLz!

A team of badass paleontologists have found a giant dinosaur tail in Mexico! Why is this news? It's in almost PERFECT CONDITION!!

The best part is that

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New Big-Nosed Dinosaur Discovered!!!

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New Dino!!

This is so ahmayzing!!

It's so cool we live in a time where new species of dinosaur are still being discovered!

Paleontologists at the Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument in Utah unearthed the dino, dubbed Nasutoceratops titusi.

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Should We Resurrect Extinct Species??

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Sure, everyone wants their own pet T-Rex!

Though remember, they may be cute when they're babies, but once they start to get too big, you can't just flush them down the toilet like a New York City alligator myth. LOLz!

All jokes aside, just because we have the ability to do something, does it mean we should??

When it comes to extinct species, if we can get our hands on a sample of their DNA, there's a good chance we'd be able to bring them back.

Ethically though, is that something we should do?

Sure, they once lived on this planet, but their era has long since passed.

But we want a pet wooly mammoth!!

Check out the video (above) to hear a scientist argue for and against extinct species resurrection!

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