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Robert Pattinson Teased By The Presence Of Dita Von Teese At LA Hotspot!

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Robert Pattinson's company just keeps getting seXXXier.

After partying it up with sultry bada** Michelle Rodriguez, the hunky A-lister was spotted in the presence of none other than Dita Von Teese late into the night on Monday!

They shared paths when they both arrived at the same hotspot, undoubtedly sharing the same sizzling sex appeal. Hmm.. wonder if their mutual love for El Lay night prowling turned into intimate conversations??

If there is anyone who can wrangle in and seduce Rob after his Kristen Stewart break up, it would be Dita!

Seriously, what man doesn't fantasize about getting down with the corseted burlesque dancing extraordinaire??!

We're watching you two!!!!

[Image via Mavrix Online/WENN.]

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Dita Von Teese Auctions Her Car Using Pin-Up Photos & The Most Eloquent Ebay Description Ever!

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True glamour… in classic Dita fashion!

You can guess our reaction when we discovered burlesque maven and all-around vintage goddess Dita Von Teese was selling her classic car via Ebay!

At first, our heart dropped.

And then we saw the auction page and it jumped right back up!

Using pin-up photos of herself in the baby blue 1939 Packard 120 and a product description to rival F. Scott Fitzgerald* himself, Dita hopes to sell this baby to a good home.

Managed by 'Howard,' the page offers these details:

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Mika's Concert Gets A Sexy Surprise As Dita Von Teese Proves She's A Big Girl!

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WOWZA! Is it just us, or is it getting HOT in here??!

Concert-goers got an EYEFUL at Mika's recent show in Brooklyn as Dita Von Teese made a surprise appearance, and as always she manages to steal the show!!

The super sexy dancer took the stage to perform the singer's tune, Big Girl, but she gives it a bit of a burlesque twist!

Ch-ch-check out the steamy performance (above)!

The crowd can't help but stare in awe as Dita does a little strip tease and shows off her banging curves before she gives Mika a kiss and leaves the stage!

We loves these two enough on their own as it is, so seeing them together is almost TOO much to handle!

Now if you'll excuse us, we have to wipe all of the drool off of our keyboards! LOLz!

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Dita Von Teese Rides The Pink Bull In 30 Seconds To Mars' Up In The Air Music Video; Watch HERE!

| Filed under: Music MinuteFilm FlickersDita Von TeeseJared Leto

Dita Von Teese is the best thing about this video!

But we say that with love as Dita is pretty much the best thing about ANYTHING she's involved in. Ha!

30 Seconds to Mars dropped their colorful, mind-bending video for Up In The Air on Friday. And what can we say! Nothing will keep our eyes away from an almost-naked Dita riding a mechanical bull. Nothing.

Ch-ch-check it ouuttt (above)!!!

Their first single off upcoming album Love, Lust, Faith + Dreams, the lyrics suggest that Jared Leto and the boys are weaving a tale of love and regret.

But for the video, Bartholomew Cubbins (Jared's fancy director name) paints the music with striking colors and INTENSE visuals.

Clocking in at 8.5 minutes, it's a tastier treat for those who were looking for something a bit more commercial than their previous Hurricane music video/short film.

Hey! We said a bit. ;)

P.S. Did we mention Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney is in this too??

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Russell Crowe Gives Video Middle Finger To Adam Lambert, Posts Studio Recording Of Stars!

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Russell Crowe may not be fondling burlesque beauty Dita Von Teese's exquisite lady lumps…

But he can TOTES sing, you guys!

And to seemingly prove Adam Lambert WRONG in his estimation that the stars of Tom Hooper's Les Misérables lacked the proper vocal ability to give justice to the musical's powerful tunes, Russell recently posted a STUDIO recording of himself singing Stars, with just a piano as accompaniment!

Judge Russell's singing talent for yourself (above)!

We must admit his voice sounds chocolate-cake rich, and we concede he does have an impressive talent…

But it just lacks the "umph!: — that POWER you're supposed to feel when hearing that song. But he isn't as terrible as many have made him out to be.

A BRAVO! to you, good sir!

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Russell Crowe & Dita Von Teese Did NOT Rub Each Other Down During Couples Massage!

| Filed under: Love LineDita Von TeeseRussell Crowe

Aw shucks.

Even though Russell Crowe is separated from his wife of 9 years and is free to get intimate with other ladies, it seems that he is NOT romantically involved with Dita Von Teese

Even though they reportedly enjoyed a couples massage together just last month!

Russell has not claimed the actual massage never happened, but he did write in a since deleted tweet:

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Russell Crowe Soothes His Broken Heart By Booking A Couples Massage…With Dita Von Teese?!

| Filed under: Love LineDita Von TeeseRussell Crowe

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WELL.

So much for spending the month of December spending time with family and mending broken relationships!

Sounds to us as though he was mending SOMETHING ELSE entirely! LOLz!

Russell Crowe's penchant for getting up to no good with various lady friends over the course of his marriage was rumored to be the reason he and his wife of nine years, Danielle Spencer, finally decided to call it quits a few months back! But while recent reports have indicated that the pair celebrated the holidays with their children in a bid for solidarity, it appears the Australian rascal continued to be up to all of his old tricks!

…with none other than Dita Von EFFING Teese, no less!

According to reports, the actor and the burlesque dancer recently booked

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