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Russell Crowe Gives Video Middle Finger To Adam Lambert, Posts Studio Recording Of Stars!

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Russell Crowe may not be fondling burlesque beauty Dita Von Teese's exquisite lady lumps…

But he can TOTES sing, you guys!

And to seemingly prove Adam Lambert WRONG in his estimation that the stars of Tom Hooper's Les Misérables lacked the proper vocal ability to give justice to the musical's powerful tunes, Russell recently posted a STUDIO recording of himself singing Stars, with just a piano as accompaniment!

Judge Russell's singing talent for yourself (above)!

We must admit his voice sounds chocolate-cake rich, and we concede he does have an impressive talent…

But it just lacks the "umph!: — that POWER you're supposed to feel when hearing that song. But he isn't as terrible as many have made him out to be.

A BRAVO! to you, good sir!

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Russell Crowe & Dita Von Teese Did NOT Rub Each Other Down During Couples Massage!

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Aw shucks.

Even though Russell Crowe is separated from his wife of 9 years and is free to get intimate with other ladies, it seems that he is NOT romantically involved with Dita Von Teese

Even though they reportedly enjoyed a couples massage together just last month!

Russell has not claimed the actual massage never happened, but he did write in a since deleted tweet:

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Russell Crowe Soothes His Broken Heart By Booking A Couples Massage…With Dita Von Teese?!

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WELL.

So much for spending the month of December spending time with family and mending broken relationships!

Sounds to us as though he was mending SOMETHING ELSE entirely! LOLz!

Russell Crowe's penchant for getting up to no good with various lady friends over the course of his marriage was rumored to be the reason he and his wife of nine years, Danielle Spencer, finally decided to call it quits a few months back! But while recent reports have indicated that the pair celebrated the holidays with their children in a bid for solidarity, it appears the Australian rascal continued to be up to all of his old tricks!

…with none other than Dita Von EFFING Teese, no less!

According to reports, the actor and the burlesque dancer recently booked

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Listen To This: So Sexy It Hurts!

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Love kills! And so does this!

Electro duo Monarchy have teamed up with international style icon and the Queen Of Burlesque Dita Von Teese on a new song and accompanying music video - both of which are hot hot hot, yet cool as ice!

Check out Disintegration above!

Yes, Dita is singing!!!

This is not EDM. This is electro! And it reminds us of the great songs from the electroclash movement, which we loved so much!

CLICK HERE to listen to more songs from Monarchy!

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Carmen Electra & Nelly Furtado Flaunt Their Fabulous Fierceness In New 90210 Pics!

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Pinch us, because we're totes dreaming!

What's better than Ryan Lochte's cameo appearance on tonight's episode of 90210?!?

Absolutely nothing in the world!!!

But almost as awesome is Carmen Electra and Nelly Furtado having guest roles on next week's episode, Hate 2 Love!

Carmen plays Vesta, a Dita Von Teese disciple who, in additional to flaunting her sizable chest-ah, teaches Jessica Stroup how to work it on a burlesque stage!

Bow-chic-a-wow-wow!

In the stills we've seen (below), Nelly appears to play herself. Please, please, PLEASE let her rock out a few jams on the Peach Pit stage!!!

[Image via The CW.]

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