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Do You Want Whipped Cream With That Erection?! Because A Boner Is Guaranteed With This Viagra Ice Cream!
No need to take a tiny blue pill in order to achieve your erection!
Now, limp lads will be able to lick their way to sexual arousal (even more so) with this new Viagra-spiked ice cream!
Unfortunately, the frozen phallus pleasing treat isn’t expected to hit store shelves anytime soon. A British ice cream company called ‘Lick Me I’m Delicious’ was recruited to make the concoction by who they refer to as, “an A-list celebrity.”
Oscar Pistorius has not been having an easy time in court lately, and things took an even more emotional turn in Pretoria Monday morning.
The former Olympian took the stand in his own defense earlier today, and he took it as an opportunity to apologize to the family of Reeva Steenkamp, who he shot and killed just last year.
A very emotional Oscar said:
Just yesterday we caught wind that Nigella Lawson was DENIED access to the USA when she was turned away at Heathrow Airport due to her previous drug use!
Well it turns out the US embassy in London has opened their doors to the celebrity chef and has invited her to come in and apply for a visa! There's just one teeny tiny little catch….
There's a good chance they'll probably more than likely insist that she takes a
Nigella Lawson may have managed to walk out of court completely cuff-free despite her confessions of using cocaine, but that doesn't mean she didn't see any kind of consequences!
This weekend, the celebrity chef made her way to Heathrow Airport where she was planning on taking a flight to Los Angeles. However, after making it through security, authorities would NOT let her board her plane!
That's right! Nigella has been BANNED from the U.S. due to her drug use!!!
A witness at the airport
Pizza-loving pot-heads have a new vacation destination and it’s Vancouver, Canada.
Because if you’re really hungry but also really want to get high, there’s no better place in the world to be than Mega ILL Cafe, a BYOC (Bring Your Own Cannabis) establishment that is firing up a marijuana-infused pizza pie!
That’s right, you can get totally baked right along with the pizza just by
GROSS! This Woman Is Suing The Cops For Making Her POOP In Her Front Yard During Meth Bust! Crazy Story HERE!
This is the kind of story that sounds like it could only come out of Florida.
A woman, Dawn Brooks, previously busted by the cops, is now suing Volusia County and the city of New Smyrna Beach for a pretty ridiculous reason:
Why? Because the cops forced her to poop on her front lawn, and then they told her to
Real Life Walter White BANNED From Teaching After Cops Find Multi-Million Dollar Cocaine Lab In His Home!
Yeah, science bitch! Boo, science bitch!
Macphallen Kuwale was a science teacher in Cardiff, Wales until Thursday afternoon, which is when his district's General Teaching Council voted to ban him from the classroom indefinitely!
Whoa! Did he deny evolution? Diss the Big Bang? Roll his eyes at climate change?! What could Macphallen have done to receive such an unfavorable ruling!?
As it turns out, the terribly misguided teacher was running a cocaine lab out of his house! Cops busted him and seized equipment capable of producing $1.5 mil worth of coke!!!
It's like Breaking Bad set in Wales, but with cocaine instead of meth! And no Jesse! Or magnets!
Then again, maybe Aaron Paul wasn't necessary as this dude was certainly feeling the Need for Speed already!