Funny News Archive
How cute is this??
Well, we mean, it's pretty shizzy that the dog would steal a toy from a baby to begin with… what a monster!
But then we remember that it's just a dog and it probably doesn't know any better, so that doesn't necessarily make him a furry jerk.
We bet Jennifer Lopez is equal parts flattered and confused after scientists named a new species after her.
The weird part? The species was a water mite!
That's right, A BUG!!
The thing is, the water mite was found in Puerto Rico and not only does J. Lo have Puerto Rican roots, her music kept the scientists pumped while they worked! Also, she's smokin' hot!
A biologist involved in the discovery of the new species said:
If we could shake our heads any harder, we'd be causing earthquakes.
The internet is hilarious, and someone decided to enforce that by posting a pic (above) of Steven Spielberg on the set of Jurassic Park.
Making an obvious joke, the person captioned the photo:
"Disgraceful photo of recreational hunter happily posing next to a Triceratops he just slaughtered. Please share so the world can name and shame this despicable man."
Clearly clearly clearly a joke.
Super Cute Otters Play The Keyboard! That's All You Need To Know Before Your Hearts Explode With Love!
Move over keyboard cat! What's better than a bunch of otters happily playing a keyboard?
Any other answer is 1000% false.
The Smithsonian National Zoo has some very adorable residents: a family of Asian small-clawed otters. These little guys are already so insanely cute as it is, we can barely handle them. So why did someone have to give them a keyboard??
Everyone remembers Tara the hero cat, right?
She's the kitty who saved her brother Jeremy from an attacking dog!
Well once word spread about Tara's heroic act, everyone wanted to celebrate her!
Cats are pretty much always cute.
All you have to do is turn on a camera around them and the cuteness automatically just starts pouring out! But not all cats are created equal… some are born with serious rapping skills.
Not all kitties have flow but this cutie cat certainly does!
What the cluck??
Gisele Bundchen is a friend to the environment and lover of nontraditional pets. She's also gorgeous, talented, a great momma, etc. but we already knew that.
What's interesting is her love of her pet hens!!
Seriously, what's with celebrities raising chickens??