George Michael is calling the claims that he and his longtime boyfriend Kenny Goss have gone their separate ways "a complete fabrication."

Supposedly Kenny had it with George's consistently bad behavior and split from the singer. The couple hasn't been seen out together publicly since February. George's spokesperson says:

"There is no truth in the matter at all. Kenny has been away in Dallas where he owns a gallery but is scheduled to return home this Friday. They are planning a lovely weekend together."

George Michael has always insisted that he was in an open relationship, saying that "gay relationships are a bit different. I'm sure we'll be allowed to roam if we want to. But we love each other dearly."

Whatever you say, bb, but it sure sounds like you're on the rocks!

We would have dumped you ages ago!

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Wasn't his license just reinstated a few months ago?????

George Michael was arrested early Saturday morning in London on suspicion of DUI after crashing his Land Rover into a seven-ton truck!!!!!!

Michael has been famously involved in a slew of drinking and drugging driving offenses, most recently in 2007 when the singer was found slumped over his steering wheel with a number drugs floating through his bloodstream.

Although the former Wham member was released "without charge" from the Thames Valley Police station, the driver of the big rig, Laurie Rowe, says that Michael looked completely out of it after the accident occurred.

Says Rowe: "Michael seemed completely disoriented, like he had no idea what was going on. He looked totally dazed and even tried to climb into the cab of my [truck]. When I… got out to see what had happened, I didn't think he would have survived."

Wow.

Since being released, George has released a statement claiming he was "stone cold sober" at the time of the accident and doesn't want his fans to be "worried by what they are reading."

Get your act together, hot mess!

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To commemorate the reacquisition of his driver's license, George Michael plunked down a cool $200,000 for a Ferrari California.

There's a three year waiting list for the automobile, which can go from 0-60 in under 4 seconds, but we suspect Michael worked his status to expedite the process.

Who knew he was still relevant enough to do that?!

P.S. Don't fall asleep at the wheel again!!!

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For the final night of her London shows yesterday, Beyowulf was joined on stage by none other than George Michael.

What a pleasant surprise!

Check out their duet to B's If I Were A Boy (above).

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Uhmmm….

When did he become the Village People????

George Michael perform at the Zayed Sports Stadium in Abu Dhabi on Tuesday night.

That's supposed to be his last concert - ever!

P.S. What do you do when black's not slimming anymore????

Go on a diet!

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It's Christmas madness!

George Michael has released a new holiday song! And, though it doesn't top the Wham! classic Last Christmas, his new offering is quite pretty.

Check out December Song (I Dreamed Of Xmas) below!

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George Michael's recent drug arrest might have cost him a Lifetime Achievement Brit Award, but it's not standing in the way of his money-making!

The $5.2 billion Emirate Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi has just ponied up $1.7 million for Georgie to play there in November.

Watch yourself, George!

If you're caught drugging up on your Middle East outing, we don't think the U.A.E. would be as kind and lenient as England.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Drugs are bad, bad, bad!

George Michael screwed himself out of a big award with his recent cocaine-related arrest.

The singer was set to receive the Outstanding Contribution to Music award at next years Brits, but the award show bosses have reported now decided to find another candidate after the bust.

Hope you're really getting your shiz together this time round, George!

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As we mentioned last week, following George Michael's latest arrest this month for drug possession, the singer and his longtime boyfriend were spotted leaving their home in London with six large suitcases.

His publicist had said Michael was in the south of France trying to get away.

He's a liar.

And, although many were hoping Michael was heading to rehab, that's not the case. Turns out the troubled musician is actually in South Africa.

The Times has discovered that Michael and his boytoy have been staying at the upscale, $1,500 a night Lion Sand private game resort in Mpumalanga for the past week.

The two have spent several days in the resort's private chalet, with its own private pool. They've been enjoying private game drives as well.

Oh, and they were flown by helicopter to a nearby town, White River, to buy some sunglasses after Michael's pair were damaged. And after the 15 minute helicopter ride, Michael and Goss spent the day shopping in town.

Local salesmen said that Michael spent a "sufficient amount of money" on three pairs of sunglasses and a pair of reading glasses for Kenny. In other words, they got ripped off.

He also spent hundreds of dollars at a local art gallery, River Glass, where the manager said all the items purchased were “slightly African inspired."

The pair were then taken back to the lodge, were security is tight and hotel guards asked locals not to mention his stay or take photos of him.

Even lodge rangers said they “couldn’t even get close to him. There were restrictions as to who can get close to him and who can’t.”

Just what every person needs after a drug bust, a nice vacation to celebrate getting off with no jail time.

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