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Some gorillas, like people, just don't play well with others.
That was the case for Patrick, the 23-year-old, 430-pound Western lowland gorilla at the Dallas Zoo.
He's apparently pretty sexist, nipping and sneering at the female gorillas he should normally be mating with.
He even went as far as to bite one of the ladies!!
Sadly, Patrick is a sweetheart towards people, and a real staff favorite, but he's gotta go because Dallas just isn't the place for him.
He's going to move to Riverbanks Zoo and Gardens in Columbia, S.C. where his behavioral issues can be better handled.
The Zoo has been upset about him leaving, but also about how the media has been "inaccurately" reporting why he's moving, so they took to Facebook to clear the air, writing:
Aww! That's so stinkin' cute!!
We don't know who's cuter… the little girl or the baby gorilla?
This little girl was with her family, just checking out the gorilla exhibit, when a baby gorilla came up to the glass.
We don't know who started it but they began mimicking each other!
It's so adorbz! He bangs on the glass, so then she bangs. He puts his lips against the glass, so she kisses the glass!
Ahh! Cuteness overload!!
Check out the video (above) to see a little girl make a very hairy friend while visiting the zoo!
This is absolutely ahmayzing!!
At Rwanda's Volcanoes National Park, two young mountain gorillas were spotted doing something incredible…
They were dismantling traps set by poachers!!
The pair of young apes were spotted taking apart snares after one of their own was killed by a trap!
It's a boy!!
A beautiful, baby boy Gorilla was born at Columbus Zoo on May 23rd.
The 5-pound cutie was born to proud parents Kambera and Oliver.
Since Kambera was a first time mom and didn't have very good maternal skills, the zoo's animal care experts are raising the little guy themselves.
It sounds sad, maybe even cruel, but if that baby wasn't going to get grade-A care from his mama, we're glad the zookeepers are going to raise the baby ape.
He is being raised in a nurturing environment where he receives around-the-clock care!
That's so great!
They are making sure to raise the little cutie in close proximity to his mama Kambera, at least. They hope to be able to reunite them soon!
He's such a little cutie pie we bet his mama can't wait til he's back in her arms!
[Image via Columbus Zoo.]
OMG!! Baby gorillas are so freaking adorbz it's crazy!
We know that once they grow, the babies become adults and that means bone crushing strength!
But for now, this little gorilla is just a baby ape and… wait… there are two of them?!
Twin baby gorillas practicing beating on their chests, rolling around and just generally being super cute?
We wanna find that section of jungle and live there!!
Check out the video (above) for some seriously cute baby gorillas monkeying around! LOLz!
This video is amazing!!!
Lets break it down frame-by-frame.
Gorilla approaches a goose, and we're like uh oh - this isn't ending well for that goose!
Goose notices gorilla, and stars heading TOWARDS the gorilla! And we're all like turn around! Turn around!
Gorilla freaks and stars back pedaling, and we're all like what's happening, this is amazing!
Gorilla straight up RUNS from that goose! Cue us standing up and applauding!
Check it out for yourself by watching the video (above) !!!
A bittersweet day for fans of this amazing animal!
Pattycake, america's favorite gorilla, passed away yesterday at the Bronx Zoo. Her death happened she was experiencing cardiac problems.
She was forty years old.
Here's what the Bzoo's director said: