The odds of you getting a date with Kate Upton are probably the lowest they can possibly be, but you may be able to raise them infinitesimally if your manscaping habits are up to par.
The bikini babe has very specific tastes when it comes to a man's grooming style, and she's not backing down.
In the new clip (above) for Gilette, Kate is kind enough to let the hetero male population of the world know how to wield that razor if they want to get close to her.
Listen to what she has to say and act accordingly!
And get a look at her seksi print ad for the brand (below)!
Although, if you're of the philosophy that a cheater can never change their spots, this might not be such a shock!
According to a SCANDALOUS new report, the big reason for Robert Pattinson's blow-out split from Kristen Stewart was his discovery of NEW text messages from Rupert Sanders!!!
Yes, the same Rupert she cheated on Rob with IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!!