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Finally, someone speaks up!

Gwyneth Paltrow has been on a tear this past week, telling people how much she hated the Met Gala, but Chloe Sevigny has come to the rescue.

The fashion darling thinks the whole reason Gwynnie had a miserable time, besides being snubbed by Madonna, was because her Valentino sleeves were too tight!

Ha!

Chloe quipped:

"Maybe her sleeves were too tight. If you're in a dress where you can't breathe, then you're not comfortable. You have to wear comfortable shoes and an outfit you can be okay in."

You mean being covered in head to toe fabric with minimal ventilation isn't comfortable? You're kidding!

Miz Sevigny added:

"I think it depends on what table you're at, and who you're with, and obviously your attitude. But it's a lot of hoopla over not a lot. Everybody thinks it's so much pressure, and you do the carpet and it's such a big deal, and it's just a museum fund-raiser, you know?"

And it probably didn't help that Her Madgesty was hogging her BFFL Beyonce the entire night, either!

Oh well, the good news is Gwyneth won't have to worry about this again! We have a feeling all her trash talking has gotten her dis-invited to next year's bash.

[Image via Andres Otero/WENN.]

Want to spend an evening with Gwyneth Paltrow?! It comes with a price tag! A $2000 price tag to be exact.

Yep, that’s right! The Iron Man actress is hosting a meet and greet in New York City this Friday and has invited 60 fans to join her for a private cooking class and VIP treatment! What’s more, tickets for the special event, advertised on Groupon.com on Tuesday, have already sold out — it only took 24 hours!

In addition to a private lesson and laughs from Gwynnie, the guests’ — more like clients — package deal includes airfare, two nights at the Hilton Metropolitan hotel, spa sessions and dinner at a swanky French restaurant. Her Groupon ad reads:

Gwyneth Paltrow might have a reputation for seeming like she wouldn't dare to not be perfect, but the Iron Man star says she's far from it!

Honestly, we've always seen Gwyn as a person (who happens to get to star in things like Iron Man) — though we can totally see where people would get the idea that she needs to be flawless… that $300-a-day diet she recommended didn't really help! LOLz!

Specifically, she cites having crow's feet and one of her boobs sags more than the other! Here's what she said in response to getting People's most beautiful woman in the world title:

We already know Gwyneth Paltrow's recent bikini waxing adventure for her Iron Man 3 premiere dress left her feeling like an "eight year old girl"…

But it seems there are even MORE deets about the waxing of her lady parts that the Goop Goddess wants to share with the world, like how her pal Cameron Diaz has to RESTRAIN her during the painful hair stripping process!

Gwynnie recently shared:

You know how we know Gwyneth Paltrow didn't enjoy the Met Gala?

She can't shut up about it!

In an interview with Aussie radio hosts Kyle and Jackie O, a slightly tipsy Gwynnie continued to tell anyone with ears how terrible last week's punk party was.

Miz Paltrow said in her latest rant:

"I now look like an eight-year-old girl!"

- Gwyneth Paltrow giving an update on her pubic hair situation to radio hosts after getting a Brazilian for the red carpet.

[Image via WENN.]

Even though she had a miserable time, Gwyneth Paltrow was still blown away by Miranda Kerr's hotness at the Met Gala this week.

Gwynnie said of her encounter with the Aussie supermodel:

"She was wearing a black Michael Kors dress that was sort of like a sparkling bandeau, and her whole stomach was showing. It was really beautiful. It was a little punk-y. She's just so pretty, it's abnormal… I was like, 'Is it weird to be that pretty? And she was like, 'No.'"

LOLz! Such a modest one, that Miranda!

But c'mon, Gwyneth, give us a break! Of all people, YOU should understand what it's like to be pretty beautiful.

[Image via Ramey Pix.]