Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to know that she thinks she knows how you should live your life!

The precious little mother of two has just launched a lifestyle website called…GOOP.

GOOP?

And no, it's not an acronym. It's just…GOOP.

The fledgling site has different sections - Make, Go, Get, Do, Be, See - and each one links to an essay by Gwennie. The essays contain such coffee mug banalities as, "Make your life good. Invest in what's real. Cook a meal for someone you love. Pause before reacting. Clean out your space. Read something beautiful. Treat yourself to something. Go to a city you've never been to. Learn something new. Don't be lazy. Workout and stick with it. GOOP. Make it great."

Oh really?

We'd rather eat Moses Martin's poop than read GOOP!

GOOP is just another one of Gwyneth's attempts to remind us of her perfect life. Previous attempts include a PBS culinary show with Mario Batali called Spain…On the Road Again and a guest appearance on Oprah to showcase her workout routine and her resulting fabulous physique.

Gosh it must be great to be Gwyneth Paltrow!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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They're hitting the road again!

It looks like Gwyneth Paltrow had so much fun with superstar chef Mario Batali doing their 13-episode Spanish themed cooking show that they're going to do a similar thing in Italy.

Yum yum!

The award-winning chef says, "We were going to go to Mexico but Gwyneth lives in Europe so I think we're gonna have to do Italy."

We're jealous.

Gwennie did a 13-episode cooking show and still stayed so slim.

That bitch!

[Image via Abaca USA.]

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What kind of a friend is the Queen of Pop???

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People Magazine just released their 10 best dressed list.

Here are the ladies who made the cut:

Fergie
Anne Hathaway
Kate Hudson
Heidi Klum
Eva Mendes
Michelle Obama
Sarah Jessica Parker
Rihanna
Gwyneth Paltrow
Charlize Theron

WTF? Fergie?

Did she pay someone off to get on to the list?

To us, she looks like a mall girl trying too hard.

We think Fergie needs to be replaced by Rachel Bilson on the 'list'.

Even though we don't care for her, Gwennie Paltrow was a killer fashionista this year on the Iron Man promotion tour.

Her shoes were ridiculously fabulous!

What do U think?

Your picks and pans?

[Images via WENN.]

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Can Gwyneth Paltrow get any more unlikeable????

Animal rights groups are up in arms about Gwennie's decision to whore for the Italian brand Tod's.

She's pictured in fox fur and wearing fur-lined boots in the company's new ad campaign.

Mark Glover, director of Respect for Animals, said, "Gwyneth Paltrow should be ashamed. I can only assume that Paltrow either is ignorant of the facts or lacks human decency and compassion."

The actress is married to vegetarian Chris Martin and has won praise for her impeccable green credentials and is a fan of holistic practices and yoga.

She's even super good friends with Stella McCartney, the animal rights activist who refuses to use fur or leather in her designs.

Did Gwennie sell out cuz she's desperate to get her face out there and Tod's were the only one calling? Doesn't seem like it.

She's just a money-grubbing whore!

[Image via WENN.]

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CLICK HERE to check out some words of wisdom from Gwyneth Paltrow.

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Spotted: Madonna hanging out with gal pal Gwyneth Paltrow in the Hamptons, NY, this past weekend.

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Gwyneth without any paint and sparkle at a party in the Hamptons, NY, this past weekend.

Now when you see her on the cover of various magazines, remember that was she really looks like is that above!

[Image via Mr. Paparazzi.]

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Britian's The Sun has revealed some of the juicy tidbits that Madonna's shady brother, Christopher Ciccone, will cover in his upcoming "warts and all" biography on the Queen of Pop.

Amongst the allegations in the book:

- Madonna's drug use with leading showbiz executives will be unveiled.

- Christopher will tell all about Madge's rocky marriage to Hollywood actor Sean Penn and spill the beans about her blow ups with current husband Guy Ritchie.

- Madonna flirted with pal Gwyneth Paltrow at a glamorous New Year's party thrown by fashion designer Donatella Versace. While the two were dancing on a table at 4am, Madge grabbed Gwynnie and fully kissed her on the mouth. Partygoers watched stunned and amazed.

- Homesick Madonna is supposedly desperate to return permanently to New York. But Guy is said to want to remain in London, seeing it as a better home for their three kids.

A source tells the rag, "The book is a warts-and-all account. Chris was there for all the key moments in Madonna's life. There is no-one better placed to tell the real story behind Madonna's public image."

It sucks to have a Judas in the family!

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