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Finally, someone speaks up!

Gwyneth Paltrow has been on a tear this past week, telling people how much she hated the Met Gala, but Chloe Sevigny has come to the rescue.

The fashion darling thinks the whole reason Gwynnie had a miserable time, besides being snubbed by Madonna, was because her Valentino sleeves were too tight!

Ha!

Chloe quipped:

"Maybe her sleeves were too tight. If you're in a dress where you can't breathe, then you're not comfortable. You have to wear comfortable shoes and an outfit you can be okay in."

You mean being covered in head to toe fabric with minimal ventilation isn't comfortable? You're kidding!

Miz Sevigny added:

"I think it depends on what table you're at, and who you're with, and obviously your attitude. But it's a lot of hoopla over not a lot. Everybody thinks it's so much pressure, and you do the carpet and it's such a big deal, and it's just a museum fund-raiser, you know?"

And it probably didn't help that Her Madgesty was hogging her BFFL Beyonce the entire night, either!

Oh well, the good news is Gwyneth won't have to worry about this again! We have a feeling all her trash talking has gotten her dis-invited to next year's bash.

[Image via Andres Otero/WENN.]

You know how we know Gwyneth Paltrow didn't enjoy the Met Gala?

She can't shut up about it!

In an interview with Aussie radio hosts Kyle and Jackie O, a slightly tipsy Gwynnie continued to tell anyone with ears how terrible last week's punk party was.

Miz Paltrow said in her latest rant:

Even though she had a miserable time, Gwyneth Paltrow was still blown away by Miranda Kerr's hotness at the Met Gala this week.

Gwynnie said of her encounter with the Aussie supermodel:

"She was wearing a black Michael Kors dress that was sort of like a sparkling bandeau, and her whole stomach was showing. It was really beautiful. It was a little punk-y. She's just so pretty, it's abnormal… I was like, 'Is it weird to be that pretty? And she was like, 'No.'"

LOLz! Such a modest one, that Miranda!

But c'mon, Gwyneth, give us a break! Of all people, YOU should understand what it's like to be pretty beautiful.

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

What's this we hear?

Gwyneth Paltrow HATED the Met Gala???

How is that possible, when all of her most favoritest besties were in attendance?

After the star-studded bash, Gwynnie said:

"I'm never going again. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all."

Maybe if she actually dressed to the punk theme and didn't wear a bolt of pink fabric she wouldn't have been so boiling!

But even if Gwyneth doesn't ever wanna walk those carpeted Met steps again, we know PLENTY of people who will gladly take her place.

Like the Kardashians, for example.

[Image via Michael Carpenter/WENN.]

Iron Man 3 may have had a blockbuster of a weekend, but Gwyneth Paltrow's fashion choice, not so much.

She wore a long-sleeved fuschia Valentino gown to the Met Gala that was pretty much the opposite of the evening's theme.

Showing a hint of skin with a sheer panel across her décolletage, the rest of the dress just hung on her body without any form to it.

Gwynnie kept the rest of the outfit simple with her typical GOOPy pony tail and Wilfredo Rosado stud earrings.

Not exactly what we'd consider punk pizazz, but it did remind us of her 1999 pink Oscar dress!

[Image via Getty Images.]

Can't stop, won't stop.

Gwyneth Paltrow is taking her beautiful face across the pond and covering Glamour UK’s June issue.

For her Glamour shot , the Iron Man 3 actress donned a white ruffled Gucci gown with ginormous jeweled earrings.

But the real shock of Gwynnie's closeup was her hair. Rather wearing it down and parted down the middle, the "World's Most Beautiful Woman" pulled it back off her face in a messy, handheld ponytail.

And is that a hint of curl we see?

If only she could be this advent-hair-ous in real life.

[Image via Glamour UK.]

Someone’s in a monochrome phase!

Gwyneth Paltrow has been on a non-stop media blitz between her book and Iron Man 3 promos, so we were not surprised when she pulled off another new look for her appearance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

The actress covered up this time in a two-tone Narciso Rodriguez dress, which she paired with Jimmy Choo booties and Pomellato jewels.

Her stick straight hair was nothing new, but still pretty.

This look doesn’t have a WOW factor, but it still looks good enough. And we needed a break from her shocking us with her bare bum!

[Image via Getty Images.]