Heather Mills' ex-PR rep, Michele Elyzabeth, isn't the only person getting a taste of the one-legged gold digger's venom.

The former Mrs. Paul McCartney has filed a claim against the UK publications Daily Express, Daily Mail, London Lite and The Sun with the British government's Press Complaints Commission.

Mucca's filing cites 'inaccurate reporting and invasion of privacy'.

An investigation has apparently been launched, and will take up to 35 days to complete.

Hey, Mucca. Have you ever heard of that saying, 'you get what you deserve'?

We hope they're going to tell her to shove it.

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Ok, Heather Mills is officially an idiot.

The money-hungry former wife of Paul McCartney spent lots of time and money during the divorce settlement trying to get her hands on his millions.

And, now, after the settlement is over and she's gotten her money, she's quickly spending it away.

Reports are that in just seven months, Mills has already spent almost $12 MILLION of the $30 MILLION she got.

Idiot!

The former titty model has been spending money on properties, vacations, and even staff wages adding up to over $600,000.

And, apparently she's burning up through the money so quickly that she's even asked Paul to buy her a $5 million home because she claimed she couldn't afford to run the house.

McCartney, however, prefers she stays at the estate he purchased in East Sussex since their four year-old daughter is happy there.

So far, Mills has already spent over $1 million renovating the house. She also spent over $3 million on a flat in New York and has invested over $7.5 million in other homes.

Oh, and did she forget, she also has to pay her divorce attorneys and former publicist????

An inside source says, “Heather’s been moaning her money isn’t going as far as she thought, but she’s just burning her way through it. She reckons she has spent £10million since the divorce and still doesn’t have a finished house to live in. She hasn’t changed. In her eyes the whole world is against her.”

What's gonna happen when she runs out of money?

Heather get a real job?

Yea, right!

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It's really getting serious!

Paul McCartney's rich lady love, American heiress Nancy Shevell has moved into the East Sussex, England, home he bought for his beloved first wife, Linda, as a wedding gift.

This comes just five months after his divorce from Heather Mills.

Mucca's loving this news!

Macca supposedly sought the blessing of his daughters, Beatrice (the 4-year old he shares with Mucca) and Stella, before asking Nancy to move in.

Sources say, however, that fashion designer Stella has urged the ex-Beatle not to rush into marriage.

She's a smart one!

Stella was right about Mucca.

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We mentioned earlier in the week that Sir Paul McCartney is releasing a new dance album in November under his alter ego, the Fireman.

Well, according to a new report, ex-wifey Heather Mills was Macca's album inspiration, in a not-so-good way!

Apparently, the album title itself, Electronic Arguments, is a reference to the texts and emails that went on between the two during their marriage breakdown and Mucca's alleged phone-bugging.

In the first song of the album, Nothing Too Much Just Out Of Sight, the ex-Beatle sings, "You said you love me - but was it true? The last thing to do was to lie about me silently."

Mucca, you bitch! How could you?

The second track, called Two Magpies, is supposedly a reference to Mucca and her sister Fiona.

Sources said that he named the song as a dig at the sisters, who squeezed him for the $50 million divorce settlement, since magpies are known to have the habit of taking brightly-coloured shiny trinkets and jewelry to make their nests with.

What a smart reference, Macca!

And, the final track on the album, Don't Stop Running, is reportedly in reference to Macca's final decision to split from Mucca and never look back.

Love the muckracking, Sir Paul!

Now we have songs to sing about how horrible Mucca is!

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"Heather is a calculating, pathological liar and the biggest bitch on the planet."

That's the statement Heather Mills is suing her former publicist, Michele Elyzabeth, over - to the tune of $460,000.

Paul McCartney's once wife and eternal thorn-in-his-side is also claiming breach of confidence and falsehood following a revealing interview between Elyzabeth and Britain's News of the World.

Elyzabeth worked for Mills for four years until, as Mills claims, she gave her publicist the pink slip after losing faith in Elyzabeth's judgment. To which Elizabeth says AWW HELLZ NAW - she quit because Mills was an impossible bitch.

Just a teensy bit of a discepancy there.

It must be nice living in Heather Mills' fantasy world.

Can't wait to see how this suit plays out!

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"The public adore me… I haven't got a bad word to say about Paul… men are falling over themselves to ask me out… my only interest in life is helping others."

- Heather Mills says in a new interview

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Mucca's putting some of her divorce settlement towards a good thing.

Heather Mills has donated $1 million worth of soy hamburgers, soy hot dogs and soy chicken cutlets to one of the poorest neighborhoods in the New York City borough of the Bronx.

She told the NY media that she wants to make sure children in the Hunts Point neighborhood "have as many nutritional advantages as anyone else."

Hunts Point's kids reportedly have some of the highest obesity and asthma rates in the city.

Mucca was snapped hanging out with the neighborhood's kids at the Hunts Point Alliance for Children's "Back to School" fair on Saturday.

She's an honorary chairwoman of the nonprofit that organizes the event.

Keep doing good, Mucca.

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The most hated woman on one leg is at it again!

Heather Mills has reportedly just put her 6.4 million dollar English countryside mansion on the market.

Bu,t get this! She refuses to sell it to her ex-husband and ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney, even though he offered to buy it for his four-year old daughter Bea, who just adores the house.

That's some extreme spite - even for the crazy-talking former model!

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Hate Heather 'Mucca' Mills?

As we expected, her former PR rep, Michele Elyzabeth, is not done yapping. She sat down with the News of the World to 'tell-all' and it'll make you despise the gold digging whore even more!

Michele exclaimed to the rag, “That witch tricked me into spreading LIES about Paul (McCartney). She’s a bitch!”

No surprise.

Mucca's former rep went on to say:

“Heather used me as her mouthpiece for four years, and I’m ashamed to say throughout that time I simply told lies. As her friend I BELIEVED she was telling the truth, but now I realise she conned me. I was foolish and saw her simply as the devoted humanitarian, charity campaigner and protective mother she wanted the world to see. Now I want the public to know who the REAL Heather Mills is… She’s a gold digger. I’m certain her marriage to Paul was all about the money. I’ve spent hours with Heather, I’ve seen how tight she is with her cash, how she lied to me about Paul giving her money and experienced how she dodges bills—including my own fees.

Click here to read how Mucca leaked false stories to tarnish husband Sir Paul's name, bugged his private conversations to dig dirt and deceived the public over how much she 'gave' to charity.

Disgusting!

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