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The World Can Apparently Thank Heather Mills For The Beatles Being Available On iTunes, Or So She Claims

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What on EARTH is this woman talking about?!

Paul McCartney's ex-wife, Heather Mills, has apparently decided to claim that she is the driving force behind the recent inclusion of The Beatles' and their music on iTunes, but conveniently is not interested in going to court over the matter!

She lies explains:

"iTunes? I organized it all with Steve Jobs. But there's no way I'm going back to court for more money. It was all settled at the time and that's it."

Riiiiight.

Because everyone knows how much you hate going to court over monetary issues!

Ha! Nice try, bb!

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Heather Mills Strapped For Cash, Selling NYC Apartment!

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Although Heather Mills sold her London pad for $5.9 million last year, it isn't enough to stop her mounting $$$$ problem!

She is putting her 1,808-square-foot apartment in New York City's West Village up for sale. The property has panoramic views, including the Empire State Building, Statue of Liberty and the Hudson River, along with two terraces. Designed by architect Richard Meier, it offers temperature controlled window shades, heating system, Multi-zoned A/C, entertainment and sound system.

Mills is asking $5.3 million.

Wowsa!

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Nobody Wants Mucca!

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Ha! Is anyone actually surprised by this?!

The monstrous Heather Mills had been chosen to appear as a - get THIS - motivational speaker at a charity dinner, but was eventually CANNED because organizers couldn't sell even a third of the 300 tickets!

How mortifying, Mucca!

A source explains:

"We sold just over 100 tickets but it wasn't enough to break even and as we got nearer to the event, the cancellation charges would be an issue so we made the decision to cancel now. Heather Mills was going to talk about her life and the challenges she's faced and also have a question-and-answer session at the end. She's raised a lot of money for charity and I'm sure it would have been very interesting. The people who have booked will have been very disappointed and we're sorry to let down people who wanted to support us. We don't take these decisions lightly."

Let's be real - the only people who even bought tickets to that shiz probably only did because they were hoping that the motivational speech would segue into a seminar on how to leech on to rich rock stars and take all of their money!

Better luck next time, bitch!

Bwa ha ha ha!

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Hypocrite Heather Mills Slams Piers Morgan

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Heather Mills still thinks that people care about what she has to say!

She is now reigniting her feud with Piers Morgan by slamming him and CNN's TV bosses in the press, adding that it's "sad" that he's reportedly replacing Larry King.

Even though nobody asked about her opinion on the matter, she's piped in, saying, "That's rather sad. Sad for the world. It's incredible. He's not a very nice man."

Pot, meet kettle.

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Mucca Goes For The Gold

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Attention whore Heather Mills is currently training for the 2014 Winter Paralympic Games.

She plans on joining Britain's Paralympic downhill skiing team and is aiming for the gold medal.

She says:

“I’ve been skiing for many years and I’m much better at that than ice skating, so I’m training hard to try to get on the British Paralympic downhill team. That would be so great. You know when you set in your head things that you want to do and achieve? Well, I’ve ticked about 90 per cent of all the boxes, and this is one of the major ones remaining for me. If I manage to compete, it would be phenomenal – very inspiring for all the kids that I counsel. They didn’t believe they could do anything and they are now trying ice skating and roller blading and biking and swimming, which is wonderful…Having loved sport my whole life, competing in a Paralympics would be a dream come true.”

We hope she doesn't counsel kids to be a bitch just like her!

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Mucca's Sexual Discrimination Case Dismissed!

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Evil wins again.

The British courts have dismissed an unfair dismissal and sexual discrimination case against Heather Mills that was filed by her former nanny!

Sara Tumble had claimed that Mills had demoted her to a housekeeper after she took her maternity leave, but Mills claims Tumble was just upset because her employer wouldn't pay for her boob job!

Her spokesperson says:

"Heather is delighted with the decision of the Employment Tribunal that has dismissed all of Sara Trumble's claims. Heather was always a very fair and generous employer to Sara and is very pleased that this has been confirmed by Judge Vowles and the tribunal members unanimously in judgment."

Lucky break, Mucca!

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Say It Ain't So! More Spawn For Mucca?!

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HOrrific!

It's bad enough that there's already a child in the world that has to call that hack 'Mom' - is she really going to terrorize another one?!

Evil Heather Mills is reportedly looking into adoption!!

She confirms:

"I wouldn't have another child because the world is already too overpopulated. But I might adopt one."

We'd suggest she get a puppy, but NO living thing deserves that kind of punishment!

The next time you're feeling especially maternal, how about you go dig up one of Beatrice's old cabbage patch kids, bb?!

We think you've done quite ENOUGH 'child-rearing!'

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