Archive for the 'Heather Mills' Category

Ha! Is anyone actually surprised by this?!

The monstrous Heather Mills had been chosen to appear as a - get THIS - motivational speaker at a charity dinner, but was eventually CANNED because organizers couldn't sell even a third of the 300 tickets!

How mortifying, Mucca!

A source explains:

"We sold just over 100 tickets but it wasn't enough to break even and as we got nearer to the event, the cancellation charges would be an issue so we made the decision to cancel now. Heather Mills was going to talk about her life and the challenges she's faced and also have a question-and-answer session at the end. She's raised a lot of money for charity and I'm sure it would have been very interesting. The people who have booked will have been very disappointed and we're sorry to let down people who wanted to support us. We don't take these decisions lightly."

Let's be real - the only people who even bought tickets to that shiz probably only did because they were hoping that the motivational speech would segue into a seminar on how to leech on to rich rock stars and take all of their money!

Better luck next time, bitch!

Bwa ha ha ha!

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Heather Mills still thinks that people care about what she has to say!

She is now reigniting her feud with Piers Morgan by slamming him and CNN's TV bosses in the press, adding that it's "sad" that he's reportedly replacing Larry King.

Even though nobody asked about her opinion on the matter, she's piped in, saying, "That's rather sad. Sad for the world. It's incredible. He's not a very nice man."

Pot, meet kettle.

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Attention whore Heather Mills is currently training for the 2014 Winter Paralympic Games.

She plans on joining Britain's Paralympic downhill skiing team and is aiming for the gold medal.

She says:

“I’ve been skiing for many years and I’m much better at that than ice skating, so I’m training hard to try to get on the British Paralympic downhill team. That would be so great. You know when you set in your head things that you want to do and achieve? Well, I’ve ticked about 90 per cent of all the boxes, and this is one of the major ones remaining for me. If I manage to compete, it would be phenomenal – very inspiring for all the kids that I counsel. They didn’t believe they could do anything and they are now trying ice skating and roller blading and biking and swimming, which is wonderful…Having loved sport my whole life, competing in a Paralympics would be a dream come true.”

We hope she doesn't counsel kids to be a bitch just like her!

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Evil wins again.

The British courts have dismissed an unfair dismissal and sexual discrimination case against Heather Mills that was filed by her former nanny!

Sara Tumble had claimed that Mills had demoted her to a housekeeper after she took her maternity leave, but Mills claims Tumble was just upset because her employer wouldn't pay for her boob job!

Her spokesperson says:

"Heather is delighted with the decision of the Employment Tribunal that has dismissed all of Sara Trumble's claims. Heather was always a very fair and generous employer to Sara and is very pleased that this has been confirmed by Judge Vowles and the tribunal members unanimously in judgment."

Lucky break, Mucca!

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HOrrific!

It's bad enough that there's already a child in the world that has to call that hack 'Mom' - is she really going to terrorize another one?!

Evil Heather Mills is reportedly looking into adoption!!

She confirms:

"I wouldn't have another child because the world is already too overpopulated. But I might adopt one."

We'd suggest she get a puppy, but NO living thing deserves that kind of punishment!

The next time you're feeling especially maternal, how about you go dig up one of Beatrice's old cabbage patch kids, bb?!

We think you've done quite ENOUGH 'child-rearing!'

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Ha! We find this rather HIGHlarious!

Heather Mills is so broke that in order to see Whitney Houston in concert, she had to try and win one of those radio call-in contests.

And the bitch did it!

Through sheer coincidence, Heather was randomly selected from a group of listeners who had called-in and won the contest for two tickets to see Whitney perform at her London show on Wednesday. The radio DJ had no idea who he had on the phone, until Heather confirmed that it was her via Twitter. She wrote that she would be giving the tickets to her "ex's 82 yr old Mega fan Mum" and that she was really "excited" to have won.

Excited? Try damn lucky. Go pick out seven numbers and try to win back some of that money you "donated to charity."

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This doesn't surprise us!

Heather Mills was accused of lying in court, claiming that her former nanny Sara Trumble requested money for a boob job.

Mills told the court that her relationship with Trumble turned sour after she supposedly asked Mills for the ca$$h:

"I had a breast reduction when I was 21 and I couldn't pick anything up for weeks because it was so painful. I didn't criticize her wanting to have a breast enlargement; I just felt it would have been wrong of me to help with something that could have been a reaction to her boyfriend or her hormones."

Trumble's lawyer said that Mills was "telling a very, very unpleasant lie" to which Mills responded with, "I'm not telling a lie. She asked me for £4,000, how on earth would I have known that amount when I put my statement together?"

The former nanny is suing Mills claiming sexual discrimination and constructive dismissal after she lost her job back in 2008 because she wanted maternity leave to take care of her own daughter.

That Mucca is one shady lady — we wouldn't trust her AT ALL and we think she's lying through her nasty teeth!

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She speaks!

We reported earlier that Heather Mills is currently in court duking it out with her former nanny, Sara Trumble, who claims the monster de-moted her to a housekeeper when she requested time off to take care of her own child!

clASSy!

Of course, Mucca took the stand and gave everyone a nice, hearty laugh when she - SHOCKER - alleged that she is an absolute delight to work for and Trumble just wants her tainted, gold-digging hard-earned money!

Says Mucca:

"I treated Sara like my daughter, because she often said her mum was cold and distant. I spent much of my time consoling her especially as she was having relationship problems. She is very motivated by money, this seems to be her motive in making a claim. I suspect she became aggrieved because I declined to pay for her breast enlargement surgery. None of my staff have had any qualifications. I like taking people on and making them better themselves. As is my history of being overly helpful Heather."

HA.

The only way Heather Mills is overly helpful is if we feel the need to gouge our eyes out and need some last minute motivation!!

Evil hack.

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