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30 Seconds To Mars? Looks more like Jared Leto is 30 seconds away from Venus if you know what we mean!
The Dallas Buyers Club star spent a lazy Sunday on the beach in Ibiza with some friends AND what looked to be a special lady!
Though there were several amazing beach bods on display — Jared's lean physique among them — he seemed focused on one particular brunette in a dark bikini.
Neil Patrick Harris is so freakin' talented it's ridiculous!
On top of that, he's been looking so fierce lately, like in this snaky photo shoot where he's looking MIGHTY thin!
And now we know why!
He was so super serious about transforming into a transgender punk rock singer for Hedwig And The Angry Inch, his hit show on Broadway, that he searched for the best motivation to get the look right!
We're so glad Jared Leto has gotten back into acting after that break, but we really wish he'd take roles that didn't have him physically messing with his body!
He's probably going to win an Oscar for his role in Dallas Buyers Club, where he lost a TON of weight — but it was his role in the 2007 biopic Chapter 27 (where he gained SIXTY SEVEN pounds) as Mark Chapman that put him in health trouble!
If you don't know who that is, he's the fan who assassinated John Lennon.
Luckily, that experience has led him to
Mother and daughter?! Uhhh, more like sister and sister!
Demi Moore's bikini body at 51 years old looks just as flawless as her 22-year-old daughter Rumer Willis', which is a compliment to Demi's focus and genetics, not a slight against Rumer! She looks fab! They BOTH look incredsies, if you ask us!
CLEARLY, all that yoga that Demi is doing is paying off!
As you can see, both of them have been spotted vacationing in Tulum, Mexico (they should meet up with Jared Leto - he's there too!), and they're wearing almost identical bikinis!!
Demi has on a tiny maroon two-piece with a black and white striped border, while Rumer's is just as equally tiny with a detailed top and bright bottoms.
They're there along with Rumer's boyfriend Jayson Blair and some other friends, which sounds like a fun-ass time! Enjoyzies!!
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What is it about the holidaze that makes celebs want to wear the least amount of clothes possible?? Everyone is on vacation running around topless!
Rocker and actor Jared Leto is no different… and we aren't complaining!
After losing a staggering amount of weight for his role in the Dallas Buyers Club, we're glad to see that his body sure is bouncing back! Look at those muscles!
He was spotted relaxing on the beach in Tulum, Mexico! His birthday was just a few days ago, so what better way to celebrate than to soak up the sun??
Happy Birthday, Jared! Relax!
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30 Seconds To Mars frontman Jared Leto has also spent plenty of time in front of a camera — making him one of the more successful musician/movie star crossovers in a long, long time!
One of the reasons for his success is that he doesn't half-ass what he puts into EITHER of his crafts, and with his rabid music fanbase and the craaaaaazy amount of weight he lost for Dallas Buyers Club, it's more apparent than ever!
Seriously, he lost about thirty pounds for DBC, even though he was already in great shape!! He looked SCARY (above)!
Of course, it wasn't easy! Here's what he said: