Jennifer Lopez' ex-husband is really out to get her!

After sending him a cease and desist letter for a "mockumentary" about her, J. Lo is now trying to stop Ojani Noa from from releasing an 11 hour tape that shows her playing sex games and having a nasty fight with her mother.

We hope that those two things happened separately!

According to the National Enquirer, some of the scenes include J. Lo checking out her butt in the mirror while wearing only a bra and panties while another shows the mother of two getting on a motorcycle wearing a dress and no underwear.

Well that doesn't sound that scandalous, but Jennifer thinks the tape will shatter her image.

We're just thankful it's not with Skeletor. No one would want to see THAT sex tape!

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YES! YES! YES!

We can't wait to see what she does this time!

It has just been announced that….

Our beloved Lady GaGa will take the stage at this year's American Music Awards on November 22 joining other performing acts such as Jay-Z, Alicia Keys, Jennifer Lopez, Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Daughtry and Adam Lambert.

We hope she performs Bad Romance! We are LOVING that track right now!

Looks like it's going to be quite the entertaining show this year, especially with Gagita thrown into the mix!

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The celebrities were out in full force last night for the premiere of the Michael Jackson documentary, This Is It.

Adam Lambert, Katy Perry, Will Smith, Jennifer Lopez, Paula Abdul, Neil Patrick Harris, Ashley Tisdale, David Cook and Jennifer Love Desperate were just a few among the red carpet of the star-studded event.

Did U see the film yet?

What did U think?

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We think it's time to pull out the South Side Bronx side of Jennifer Lopez.

Perhaps her ex, Ojani Noa will be more fearful of her enraged Latina fierceness than he is with her more professional approach to shut down his movie.

We reported that J.Lo sent out a cease and desist order to her ex-husband, ordering him to halt production on How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J-lo and and Ojani Noa Story, his comedic take on their life together.

Ojani doesn't seem too concerned as reports are suggesting that he is laughing off the request and continuing forward with his plans for the movie. He is said to already have producers and a director in place and casting for the "mockumentary" about his relationship with J.Lo will happen soon.

Ojani's production partner, Ed Meyer, insists that the cease and desist order holds no weight, and released this statement explaining:

"Citing a 2007 injunction against writing about Lopez’s personal life, the letter signed by attorney John Lavely states that the film constitutes ‘a blatant and malicious violation of my client’s legal rights and undeniably violates the clear command of the Court’s injunction’. It continues: ‘Your announced intention to produce a motion picture… about Noa and Lopez and their tumultuous marriage (as characterized on the website) violates the injunction.’

The 2007 injunction prevents Noa from licensing, disseminating, distribution… any book manuscript or other written materials which contain private or intimate details about Lopez or Noa’s relationship with Lopez. But this is a 100 percent parody, and, as such, is not impacted by the injunction.”

Somehow, we're sure J.Lo's lawyers are not that dumb. Maybe you're not reading the injunction correctly. Those things are usually written with a lot of big words!

This thing will never see the light of day, but boy, do we wish it would! Imagine all the juicy deets we would get about Jenny from the block!

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Those things are EPIC!

And we're not talking about J.Lo's tittays!

Look at her hubby Marc Anthony's pit stains!

It must have been hot Hot HOT in Miami yesterday, where the couple went to watch their beloved Dolphins at Land Shark Stadium.

Jennifer looks lovely, but Skeletor might want to look into a stronger anti-perspirant. Or follow your wife's lead and stick to a safe black!

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Jennifer Lopez's legal team have sent a cease and desist letter to halt production of How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J-lo and and Ojani Noa Story, a mockumentary about life with the star.

Really?!

The film, which is currently casting and scheduled to shoot in February, chronicles the life of Ojani Noa, a model/waiter/Cuban immigrant, and his pursuit of Jennifer, similar to Borat's love of Pamela Anderson.

Yikes!

But, this is not the first time he's tried to capitalize on the fame of his ex-wife!

Noa received an injunction in 2007 to prohibit him from “licensing, disseminating, distribution… any book manuscript or other written materials which contain private or intimate details about Lopez or Noa’s relationship with Lopez.”

Although he claims that this film is a “100% parody,” there is no doubt he has it out for her!

Noa blames Jennifer for never being able to get his career back on track and cheating him out of a proper divorce settlement. Oh, and she supposedly effed a bunch of dudes while married!

“The whole movie is about me coming to this country and getting my dream shut down by somebody who I thought was a good person,” said Noa. “I was in totally in love with her. I gave my soul to her. It wasn’t my fault she shared it with 3 people. I was angry.”

No wonder she divorced his ass! What a loser!

Lopez's bitter ex will pen the film, while Jo Estevez (Charlie Sheen's unheard of brother) is set to direct!

Would U even bother to see this movie?!

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You can't fool us - we know it's you!

And it's pretty mediocre!!

Jennifer Lopez, newly branded as Lola, just released her new single street track. The Neptunes-produced track is titled Fresh Out the Oven, featuring Pitbull! It's rumored to be the newest promo single off her fourthcoming album, but we don't expect much!

But, who knows?!

Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets!

CLICK HERE to listen for yourself!

Blah.

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The stars came out in force Monday night to support the Miami Dolphins in their season opener against the Indianapolis Colts at the Miami Land Shark Stadium.

In attendance were the Dolphin's new part-owners, the lovely Gloria Estefan and her hubby Emilio Estefan.

Also at the game was Jennifer Lopez accompanied by her hubby, Marc Anthony.

The couple also became a minority partner in the Dolphins back this summer and it seems they're taking their new role seriously. In fact, Skeletor told reporters they just purchased a condo in Miami.

Says Anthony, "I bought a condo today in Miami. When we are through decorating the condo, it will be the sexiest place in town! We are not selling our homes in New York or Los Angeles, we are just adding Miami. Now that I am involved with the Dolphins, I am busy working and see a different set of stresses than I experience being a father. So I want to be close by. And we love Miami."

Also in attendance was new part-owner Serena Williams, her sis Venus Williams, Tiger Woods, Jimmy Buffett, Dan Marino, T-Pain, and others.

Though despite all the star power at the stadium, the Dolphins still managed to lose 27-23.

We hope all the new part owners didn't invest too much!

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It's so rare to see their hearts on their sleeve!

Jennifer Lopez and her possessive hubby Marc Anthony attended the 32nd Annual Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute Awards Gala on Wednesday in Washington D.C. where Skeletor was honored with the Lifetime Achievement Award.

WTF?! And not JLo?!

In an unexpected turn of events, the two are passionate about something other than themselves the cause.

Jen and Marc met with Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and members of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus earlier that day to discuss higher education in the Latino community and new legislation making it more affordable.

Caliente!

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