
What the flying f*ck.
Anyone who calls Jenny McCarthy "ugly" needs a serious eye exam!!
But that's exactly what Amanda Bynes did during another Twitter rant.
Following Jenny's ill-advised tweets Wednesday night — ones that showed genuine concern for Amanda after she heard word from an unreliable source that cops were knocking down Amanda's door — Amanda decided to lash out on the industry vet by tweeting:

So, you're fed up: you want a damn bikini body already!
That's all fine and dandy, but do you actually know how to get one? (If you said moderation and lots of fitness, you're technically right…) No! And that's okay!
We've got Jenny McCarthy's (is there a better bikini body out there?) three rules for the perfect hot bikini body! Are you ready?? Here they are:

If you're attracted to Jenny McCarthy, you aren't alone!
In fact, the frequent Playboy playmate is apparently so damned hawt that she can't even keep her hands off herself!!
Speaking about sexual liberation at a Durex event in NYC on Tuesday, the sultry seXXX symbol admitted that her own hand takes the express train downtown way more often than you might imagine!
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In case you didn't have eyes, Jenny McCarthy is not exactly desperate when it comes to finding a man.
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to see the Jenny McCarthy Show host being hawt and hilarious! See what we mean?
Let's just say she don't want no scrubs. Especially a scrub that's got no love for her kids!
If you think she isn't serious, just wait until you hear this incredi-bad story of a recent nightmare date! She says:
Keep your minds in the gutter, people, because Jenny McCarthy wouldn't want it any other way!!
The potty-mouthed bombshell has once again aired out what most keep behind closed doors and we LOVE her for it!
This time our favorite wild girl revealed to Howard Stern her new ability to squirt and how she likes to be handled in bed.
Let's just say she doesn't enjoy the submissive type.
If only Christian Grey was real. They would be perfect for each other!
Ch-ch-check out the deliciously naughty interview (above)!!!

"I accidentally farted on an airplane sitting next to a stranger. It was embarrassing because he recognized me, and it was a loud and deadly one. I immediately did a little scream and turned on the air vent to get rid of the smell. I then put a blanket over my head. It was horrible!"
- Jenny McCarthy, on the last time she blushed, to People Magazine
[Image via WENN.]

You might think that headline is harsh, but make no mistake about it: Jenny McCarthy is probably doing more harm than good when she campaigns against vaccinations.
We love the rest of her to death, but when it comes to keeping kids healthy, we can't help but have to say she's wrong!
And guess what?