Have her brains fallen out of her head???

She should know better!

Joan Rivers - looking frightful from that angle - attended a celebration in memory of the late comedian George Carlin at the John F Kennedy Center's annual Mark Twain Awards in
Washington, D.C., on Monday night.

You NEVER get photographed from below. Ever!

From above, yes. That's the glamour shot.

But never from below, Joan!

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Is it time for Joan Rivers to retire????

It's starting to look that way!

Kicked off television, the former queen of the red carpets has been relegated to the Internets.

AOL was going to display Joan's fashion coverage of last weekend's Emmy Awards.

Originally, they were going to post a video she made and feature some of her stupid witty remarks.

However, when AOL finally saw the video, they took back their offer.

Bitches!

Turns out they thought the clip was too offensive.

In a statement, Rivers said “It is a shame they felt that our wicked and witty post-Emmy fashion commentary was too outrageous. I’m shocked but not surprised that AOL has no sense of humor. I thought they did considering what their building looks like.”

Some of Joan's remarks included her comment on Julia Louis-Dreyfus, when she said, “Luckily, she waxed her moustache.”

That wasn't so offensive.

She also commented that she thought Tom Hanks had "Nazi" hair, and called Eva Longoria Parker "Eva Longoria Porker."

Ok, so she's not the funniest person, but that doesn't seem like something too offensive.

Then again, AOL is probably trying to keep their celeb relationships on good terms.

Censorship sucks!

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Joan Rivers was recently a featured speaker at the Women of Distinction Awards Gala in Orlando, Florida.

The event is a yearly fundraiser by the Girl Scouts.

Rivers was there as part of the tribute, but she behaved less than womanly and more like a trash-talking sailor.

At a Girl Scouts fundraiser!

According to reports, Rivers used the "F" word several times and even repeatedly called women "whores."

She then continued by listing the things that the Girl Scouts didn't teach.

For example, Rivers joked that Paris Hilton didn't earn the "wearing panties patch."

Kinda funny. Kinda not. But, definitely inappropriate for an awards show honoring outstanding women and benefiting the Girl Scouts.

Dontcha think????

You need to know your audience.

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Joan Rivers let the cat out of the bag!

She revealed to the Canadian press that she's been cast in season two of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice.

An NBC mouthpiece immediately spoke out and said, "We can't confirm any casting until an official announcement closer to the airdate."

Forget the Donald! If early reports turn out to be true, Celebrity Apprentice will be ALL about the crazy ladies…Star Jones, Heather Mills and now Joan Rivers?!?

We'd put our money on Mucca — she can whip off that leg to beat down any bitch getting in her way!

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Joan Rivers stunned TV audiences in Britain on Tuesday when she appeared on U.K. chat show Loose Women, think The View across the pond.

Well, the plastic surgery-loving comedienne dropped a few curse words when talking about Russell Crowe and everyone got their panties in a bunch.

Joan warned the show, "get ready to bleep," but the show is broadcast live.

The co-hosts immediately apologized for Rivers' little outburst and during the commercial break she was asked to leave the set and not invited to come back for her final segment.

A spokesperson for the show says, "Guests are always briefed that it is a live daytime show and are reminded not to swear or use inappropriate language. An editorial decision was taken that Joan Rivers should not appear in the final part of the programme. We would like to apologise to Loose Women viewers for the inappropriate language used on today's show."

Rivers, for her part, finds it all quite funny.

"I said: 'I apologise.' Everyone apologised. It was hilariously funny," she says.

Joan adds that this was the first time she had been removed from a TV show in 40 years and she was "thrilled".

CLICK HERE to watch the clip and see what all the fuss was about!

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Left: Lily "Blow Job Queen" Allen. Right: Joan Rivers, 74.

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Plastic melts!

Looking more cartoonish than ever, Joan Rivers showed off what her face has become at the premiere of her one woman show, Joan Rivers: A Work in Progress By A Life in Progress, this past week at the Geffen Playhouse in Los Angeles.

Maybe they fired her from the TV Guide Channel cuz viewers didn't wanna see her face anymore???

Plastic surgery is addictive, y'all. Stay away!

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