While most actors are trying to become "musicians", there's still a lot of musicians trying to become "actors."

Joss Stone is the latest to attempt her luck at acting! The soul singer has just signed on to star in a new British comedy, Snappers, set to begin filming next month.

And what type of character will Joss be portraying?

Stone is set to play a lesbian.!

Says Joss, "The Script is so funny. I've been giggling to myself every day just thinking about the characters and what they get up to. I just wanted to challenge myself. There are things in the film that are going to really push the boundaries, and that excites me! I can also confirm there will be a long lingering French kiss, but it won't be with a male!"

Ohhh, the excitement!

Snappers is about a British actress who's in town to film a new movie. While there, she's constantly hounded by paparazzi, so she decides to leave her hotel and stay with the cast and crew at a local caravan park to avoid the paps. Then the rest of the plot features comedic scenes with the paps, and the main actress getting romantically involved with a loser, and so on.

Damn, it sounds like they're filming Britney's life…

Joss is set to play an entertainer and bingo caller. She plans to research the role in depth. Because we all know how hard it must be to call out B-4 and I-12!

And coincidentally enough, she's also going to produce the soundtrack for the film.

Stone says, "I am bringing my guys over from America for three months to work with me on the soundtrack and original score. I have already started writing songs for 'Snappers', I have been sleeping with a pad and pen in bed with me for the last three days and I keep jumping out of bed in the middle of the night to jot lyrics down."

What a hard worker that Joss Stone is.

And we're sure she's going to be a wonderfully horrific actress. Can you say Glitter???!!

[Image via WENN.]

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"At the end of the day, I don't give a fuckk if people have a problem with my accent. That's all I can say about it. The words I say do not change. If the way that it sounds is skew-whiff and you don't like it, don't listen. I'm not being a cruel person by sounding a different way. I made my album with a bunch of Americans. When people go to Australia for two weeks they come back sounding Australian - but the whole world doesn't turn round and say, 'Well, fuckk you.' Which is basically what England had done. Obviously not everybody in England. But the big press people. They were just like, 'You know what? We've decided we don't like you anymore.'"

- Joss "Will Fuck For Tracks" Stone

[Image via Mr. Paparazzi.]

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"He was totally being illegal. Of course he was. He knew he was. I was 16, he was 24; that's weird. At the time I didn't think it was weird. I thought he was lovely and mature, but he was weird. He's not really a very stable person and I was kind of afraid to be with him. He was scary; he scared the shit out of me."

- Joss Stone, of her relationship with eight years older ex-boyfriend Beau Dozier

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"Why don't British people like me? It's like coming home and having them be like, 'Go away, we don't like you!' It's funny because I get the same thing at home, if I'm at work for too long, friends will be, you know, like, mad because I'm not home. In a way it's like that, just on a bigger scale. It's not just one person now - now it's the whole country and it's like they're mad at me, maybe for being over in America. I don't really understand, to be honest. Maybe because I dye my hair, maybe because my accent's all messed up. But I don't really know. I've just decided I've got to let it go and make the music I like and do my thing."

- Joss Stone told BBC 1Xtra DJ Trevor Nelson of why the Brits think she's such a putaface

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Joss "Will Fuck For Tracks" Stone shows off her bling and bangin' hairdon't.

The British soul singer worked this special look at the MTV Europe Video Music Awards in Munich on Thursday.

As the Brits would say….

Chavtastic!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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Left: Joss "Will Fuck For Tracks" Stone. Right: Jocelyn "Cat Lady" Wildenstein.

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We're not the only ones that think Joss Stone is a twat.

The British soul singer has gone through four managers in the last five years. She's fired them all.

And, now, two of them are speaking out on the record about everything Joss is doing wrong.

Click here to read their interview with The Mail on Sunday!

[Image via WENN.]

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Joss Stone pollutes her lungs at the Alice Now and Zen Festival, Sunday in San Francisco.

My favorite thing about Joss Stone is ___________.

[Photo by Tim Mosenfelder via Getty Images.]

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Joss Stone cuddles with the son of one of her backup singers at a sound check for her performance Saturday night at the Maxim and Dockers party at Mandalay Bay.

Poor baby. She gave him cooties!

[Images via Mavrix Online.]

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Look at me! Look at me!

How desperate.

Washed-up singer Joss Stone was really hungry - hungry for some attention.

The Brit decided to show off her "injury" with a very public lunch at The Ivy in Beverly Hills on Tuesday.

Do you really need to wear crutches for chipping a nail?

Twat!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

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