Lightening might be striking someone in England soon!

British trainwreck Joss Stone reportedly headbutted her own brother at a baptism!

What's the beef????

Joss was to be godmother to her bro's year-old son but angered her family by arriving 30 minutes late.

She then refused to properly read some church stuff and when confronted by elderly relatives she called them "old biddies".

Ha!

When her bro called her out on her obnoxious behavior, the will-eff-for-tracks singer turned violent!

One guest revealed to the Daily Mirror, "She was absolutely furious and they had a full-blown argument. They were screaming at each other and the next thing, Joss headbutted him. Other family members ran over to break it up and she stormed off. It turned from a nice family affair into a brawl between Joss and her brother. No one could believe it."

Another guest reported that Joss blamed traffic for being late, but went on to say, "You would think as the kid's godmother she'd be on time. And as she recited the order of service, she failed to read what she was given. It showed lack of respect to the family."

Crazy! Is she taking her money troubs frustration out on her fam?

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Joss Stone has signed on to appear on the upcoming season of the TV show The Tudors.

The Brit singer will play Hnery VIII's fourth wife, Anne of Cleves.

We hope Stone doesn't make a habit of this "acting" thing!

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British singer Joss Stone is having serious financial problems, the U.K. media is reporting.

Awwww.

We almost feel bad for her!

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While most actors are trying to become "musicians", there's still a lot of musicians trying to become "actors."

Joss Stone is the latest to attempt her luck at acting! The soul singer has just signed on to star in a new British comedy, Snappers, set to begin filming next month.

And what type of character will Joss be portraying?

Stone is set to play a lesbian.!

Says Joss, "The Script is so funny. I've been giggling to myself every day just thinking about the characters and what they get up to. I just wanted to challenge myself. There are things in the film that are going to really push the boundaries, and that excites me! I can also confirm there will be a long lingering French kiss, but it won't be with a male!"

Ohhh, the excitement!

Snappers is about a British actress who's in town to film a new movie. While there, she's constantly hounded by paparazzi, so she decides to leave her hotel and stay with the cast and crew at a local caravan park to avoid the paps. Then the rest of the plot features comedic scenes with the paps, and the main actress getting romantically involved with a loser, and so on.

Damn, it sounds like they're filming Britney's life…

Joss is set to play an entertainer and bingo caller. She plans to research the role in depth. Because we all know how hard it must be to call out B-4 and I-12!

And coincidentally enough, she's also going to produce the soundtrack for the film.

Stone says, "I am bringing my guys over from America for three months to work with me on the soundtrack and original score. I have already started writing songs for 'Snappers', I have been sleeping with a pad and pen in bed with me for the last three days and I keep jumping out of bed in the middle of the night to jot lyrics down."

What a hard worker that Joss Stone is.

And we're sure she's going to be a wonderfully horrific actress. Can you say Glitter???!!

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"At the end of the day, I don't give a fuckk if people have a problem with my accent. That's all I can say about it. The words I say do not change. If the way that it sounds is skew-whiff and you don't like it, don't listen. I'm not being a cruel person by sounding a different way. I made my album with a bunch of Americans. When people go to Australia for two weeks they come back sounding Australian - but the whole world doesn't turn round and say, 'Well, fuckk you.' Which is basically what England had done. Obviously not everybody in England. But the big press people. They were just like, 'You know what? We've decided we don't like you anymore.'"

- Joss "Will Fuck For Tracks" Stone

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"He was totally being illegal. Of course he was. He knew he was. I was 16, he was 24; that's weird. At the time I didn't think it was weird. I thought he was lovely and mature, but he was weird. He's not really a very stable person and I was kind of afraid to be with him. He was scary; he scared the shit out of me."

- Joss Stone, of her relationship with eight years older ex-boyfriend Beau Dozier

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"Why don't British people like me? It's like coming home and having them be like, 'Go away, we don't like you!' It's funny because I get the same thing at home, if I'm at work for too long, friends will be, you know, like, mad because I'm not home. In a way it's like that, just on a bigger scale. It's not just one person now - now it's the whole country and it's like they're mad at me, maybe for being over in America. I don't really understand, to be honest. Maybe because I dye my hair, maybe because my accent's all messed up. But I don't really know. I've just decided I've got to let it go and make the music I like and do my thing."

- Joss Stone told BBC 1Xtra DJ Trevor Nelson of why the Brits think she's such a putaface

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Joss "Will Fuck For Tracks" Stone shows off her bling and bangin' hairdon't.

The British soul singer worked this special look at the MTV Europe Video Music Awards in Munich on Thursday.

As the Brits would say….

Chavtastic!

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Left: Joss "Will Fuck For Tracks" Stone. Right: Jocelyn "Cat Lady" Wildenstein.

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