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Trisha Paytas and I chatted for nearly an hour! She's such a hot mess and she owns it!
She's also utterly compelling! You must WATCH!
Kristen Bell looooooves animals. Heck, she literally broke down and cried once because she saw a sloth.
Seriously. That actually happened.
Anywayz, she told a story to Craig Ferguson about how she went to a rescue petting zoo for injured animals while in Australia one day.
She saw an injured kangaroo, and she couldn't do anything other than lay down with it and just spoon away!
So… did her hubby Dax Shepard get in on the spooning action??
Apparently not, according to her, he "doesn't have the balls."
Whoa! Dems fightin' words! LOLz!
Wanna hear the whole story behind how the spooning went down?
Then check out the video (above) and enjoy the anecdote!
The Stafford Brothers are an Australian DJ group, signed to Cash Money Records.
They're also in a fair amount of trouble with the owners of a house they rented in Studio City… that they totally trashed!!
The owners of the property are actually suing them now!
They claim the group threw tons of parties and one especially devastating one for their music video for Hello, a song that features Lil Wayne!
The Stafford Brothers violated their lease by illegally serving alcohol, pouring liquid nitrogen in the house, installing a skate ramp, and allowing a live kangaroo to
This seems like a marketing stunt, but this isn't the first time a kangaroo has gotten loose in Melbourne Airport in Australia.
Just this past Tuesday, a cutie kangaroo got loose in the Australian aeropuerto!
The young 'roo was injured and hopping around the terminal like crazy, looking for what we can only assume, Aussie conditioner (HA)!
He eventually came to a stop in a pharmacy where he had to be sedated by Wildlife Victoria volunteers, who named him Cyrus as they were taking him out of the airport.
Giving an update on the little guy, they said:
Halloween has come early, friends!
And, one of the few people who can make a punching kangaroo look absolutely sexy is none other than that dimple-faced crumpet, Harry Styles!
While One Direction is still down under for their TMH tour, the band posted two pics on their Instagram account asking Directioners to guess who the killer-kutie kangaroo was, and naturally, as you can see from his front side (although we don't mind looking at his backside), Harry is one manly marsupial.
As if we couldn't tell by his beautiful red lips, his chestly sparrow tats certainly gave it away!
Oh, don't worry, Harold, we've seen you get buff and we wouldn't want to mess with you in the ring!
Although, a few "blows below the belt" wouldn't be too bad!
Tourism Australia has a great sense of humor… while many Facebookers apparently do not.
They posted a pic (above) of a kangaroo, lounging back, enjoying the beautiful Australian weather.
They also blurred out his enormous genitals! LOLz!
They posted the pic and wrote:
Sometimes, it's just good to stretch your legs!!!!
Two Western Grey kangaroo joeys are bounding and bouncing around the Brookfield Zoo after taking a break from moms Sheila and Daisy's pouches.
Kangaroos are born extremely underdeveloped and stay in the mama's pouches for 18 months before fully exploring the world.
The two cuties are currently 10 and 11 months old, so they still have a bit more nursing to do!
Check out these rambunctious rascals (above) as they hop around the zoo!
In Australia's Melbourne Airport there was an unexpected guest running around.
They weren't causing a lot of panic or anything though… because it wasn't a person!
A cute kangaroo was hopping around the place!
The roo hopped around security guards for almost two hours!
Finally, a wildlife officer was called in to tranquilize the little guy with a dart gun and then re-release him into the wild.
Yay! Happy ending!
Check out the video (above) to see the cutie running circles around the cops!