Archive for the 'Kellan Lutz' Category

Cry us a river! Preferably naked!

Lots of sadsies and shirtlessness above!

Wait wait wait!!!

You're telling us that Twilight's Kellan Lutz isn't getting as many roles as he could be?? ANY reason for this is an AWFUL reason! So why is it that he's not getting more roles?

BECAUSE OF SEXY MUSCLES!

That's right, Kellan says that he's missing out on great dramatic roles in addition to the ones where he constantly flexes because of his huge, rippling muscles!

Tickle our testes and call us Prince William, because this is royally AWESOME!

In a completely gratuitous workout scene from his new flick, Twilight star Kellan Lutz shows off almost every inch of his fabulously FIERCE body!

Ch-ch-check out the pants tightening clip from Java Heat (above)!

The flick is an exotic, cross-cultural thriller about… Oh, who cares what it's about!

Go back and examine Kellan's marvelously sweaty muscles again!!!!

Dayyyyum! His biceps are sooo big they have their own biceps!

Also starring Oscar nominee Mickey Rourke, Java Heat is available on demand this very second!

Could it be a vampire curse?!

Yesterday, we sadly reported that Vampire Diaries costars and real life lovers Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder had ended their three year relationship…

And now we hear that Twilight hunk Kellan Lutz and HIS (now former) girlfriend Sharni Vinson have also called it quits!

Actually, according to a source, the pair broke ties at the very beginning of May. The couple met while auditioning for Step Up 3D, and have been dating since September 2011.

Poo.

Ah well, we wish both Kellan and Sharni SO much success in their future love ventures!

[Image via WENN.]

Learning never looked so damn good!

Kellan Lutz and his rockin' bod paid a visit to his good pal Cookie Monster on Sesame Street to teach children what the word 'vibrate' means!

Get your mind out of the gutter people! It's a kids show!

The Twilight actor does his best to demonstrate the meaning of the word by using an electric toothbrush and his cell phone, but his puppet partner seems to have more important things on his mind! Like, you know, cookies! LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out the hilarious clip (above)!

First of all, we'd like to thank Coachella for making this occasion possible…

And no this is not – WE REPEAT– NOT a desert mirage.

Kellan Lutz was seen changing during weekend 1 of the star-studded music festival this past weekend and exposed his sweaty, lickable abs for all to see!

Who even needs live music when beautiful, half-naked and DIRRRTY men are walking among the common folk?!

The only thing that could make this moment even BETTER would be the promise of Kellan's hot bod having a repeat performance at weekend 2!!!

Please, Indio gods, here our prayers!!!!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Apparently, if you're a celebrity and you're not attending Matt Damon's wedding vow renewal ceremony in the Caribbean, you're at the 2013 Coachella Music Festival!

The festivities only kicked off yesterday, yet all sorts of celebrities have already been spotted kicking back in the sun and enjoying the sweet tunes…including our beloved Robert Pattinson!

While the Twilight star and his lady-love, Kristen Stewart, have avoided the lenses of the paparazzi so far, he could not escape Instagram, as a fellow music lover posted a picture of him, along with the caption: