It's like Iran has taken something out of our dreams — an adventuring space-kitty cat that defeats the evils of the universe with its bravery, purrs, and soft pawwws — but something tells us it isn't going to be the best time the cat has ever had!
We all know how terrified the monkey they sent up was (and how some even questioned whether it was the same monkey when it landed)!
The cat, according to top scientists, could be a Persian cat: a long-haired, flat-faced breed (we've shown you an example of what it will exactly look like above). They expect the furry feline to touch the heavens around March 21, the end of their year.
But hold up! The report said a mouse and rabbit also are under consideration, so like, the cat better not f*** up between now and then!
LOLz! (But for real.)
The launch reportedly would be with a larger, liquid-fueled rocket. One of the reasons they're looking into this stuff, they claim, is to put their own satellites into orbit to 'monitor natural disasters' in the nation, improve telecommunications and expand military surveillance in the region.
The last sign that we'll get before we pack it up and head home (because there's just nothing better to see out there) is a picture of Nathan Fillion playing with kittens… on the set of the new season of Firefly!
Only in our dreams!
Until then, enjoy the pic (above)! SOOOO CUTESIES!
Oh no! If these horrific new details are accurate, this story is much worse than we originally realized!!
We're hearing EXCLUSIVE! new reports about what went on late last night/early this morning between Paris Hilton's younger brother & Lindsay Lohan -- NONE of it is good!
Apparently it all started when Barron Hilton ran into LiLo's model boyfriend at an after party located in the Miami mansion where Lindz was staying!
Sources say her BF started talking trash about Lindsay, about how she was crazy and how he couldn't wait to get away from her! Things really got out of control when the 24-year-old Hilton chimed in to agree!
LiLo's occasional bestie Gavin Doyle supposedly overheard Barron call Lindsay a "joke," which is when the you-know-what hit the fan and splattered all over everyone!
Sources say Gavin immediately ran over to the Mean Girls star and informed her of the trash talking. Lindz allegedly "instigated & orchestrated" the beat down that followed by ordering one of her thug to pummel the stuffing out of an unsuspecting Barron!