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Space exploration is a dangerous game.
Sure, it'd be safer to never leave our homes and just keep our feet firmly on planet earth — but then progress would never happen.
Five brave Russian sex lizards have given their lives in the name of progress. They're the sex geckos that were lost in space.
Houston Moscow, we have a problem.
Right now, hundreds of miles above us, there's some freaky lizard sex going down. Zero gravity style.
Apparently a Russian "science" satellite, the Foton-M4 research satellite, which was launched on July 19th, is no longer responding to commands from mission control.
The Russian sex lizards have gone rogue!
Ever hear of TLC's show Sex Sent Me To The E.R.?
If you haven't seen it yet it's all sorts of ridiculous, wonderful, hilarious and cringe-inducing.
Whether it's a 440-pound virgin accidentally smashing his lover's head through the wall or a woman suffering from a three-hour orgasm, these real-life sexual adventures land people in the emergency room.
Well "Shawn" from Chicago had an interesting sexual misadventure that sent him to
It looks like Jorah Mormont had it right when he told Khaleesi dragons could NEVER be tamed on Game of Thrones!
OK, so that actually doesn't really apply here! But in real life, pet bearded dragons are proving to be quite dangerous as they are believed to be the cause of a salmonella outbreak over the past two years!
Since February 12, 2012, at least 132 people have been hospitalized across
A Manhattan woman with an unfortunate name, Robin Sandusky, got food from Guy & Gallard on West 40th Street.
It was a normal Tuesday afternoon when Robin had a $6 salad delivered to her Chelsea office.
When eating her salad, she got a DISGUSTING surprise: a severed lizard head!!
Robin described the harrowing experience, saying:
THE ZAYN MALIK SELFIES HAVE RETURNED!!!!
O.M.F.G It's been waaaaay too long since we've seen a Zen selfie and boy, does it give us joy. SO MUCH JOY!!!
Yes, the One Direction misterioso brought back his smoldering stare to Twitter on this bless-ed December afternoon with none other than an introduction to his new
fuzzy friend, Arnie!
As we all know, Zayn and his lady Perrie Edwards are huge animal lovers (so far we count two dogs and a cat - Hatchi, Harley, and Prada), but looks like Mr. Malik has added a bearded dragon lizard to the mix!
And yes, his name really is Arnie! In fact, in a rare tweet, Zayn himself wrote:
"Chillin with arnie!! :)"
All hail the king, Arnie!! Srsly, if this little guy can bring out more sexy selfies from Zayn, then we will be his loyal servants any time of day!
[Image via Zayn Malik.]
El Lay based herpetologist, Donald Schultz, a former Animal Planet host, has plead guilty to a federal charge of trying to sell two endangered lizards!
The former host tried to sell two Iranian desert monitor lizards without a permit. Oh, and did we mention he tried to sell them to an