That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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IT'S SO HOT IN HERE!
Every year, people look forward to the sexiest bodies in sports being laid bare on the pages of ESPN's Body Issue, which is set to hit newsstands and spank banks on July 11th.
But we have a sneak peek!
He wasn't just getting back into the pool to do some races and feel like a real swimmer again. He's legit getting ready for the 2016 Olympics in Rio!! That's amazing!!!
Phelps just competed in his first race since London, swimming at the
Michael Phelps has always been a bit of a prodigy, even as a gangly teenager.
When he was 15, he was already pretty accomplished, having gone to the 2000 Summer Games. He didn't medal but he was preparing to crush it in Athens in 2004.
We all know how that story ended! He won like a
There's just something about Michael Phelps that makes us say YUMMY!
However, considering he's fully clothed right now, it might have more to do with the food he's carrying!
The Olympic gold-medalist was spotted leaving Mastros restaurant in Beverly Hills, and the food was sooo good that he decided to bring some of the deliciousness back home with him!
But he wasn't alone, as Michael got into his car with an unknown mystery woman!
The Speedo-sporting heartthrob recently stepped out with his new girlfriend Win McMurry at the ESPYs and the two have been seen together since then, so we're guessing this relationship totally plutonic!
Michael better not be dipping his toes in different waters!
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Well, in every other picture than this one (above), they are! LOLz!
Seriously though, it does look like Michael Phelps and Win McMurry having a good time when they're not glued to their phones! They're in Spain attending the FINA Swimming World Championships in Barcelona!
Attending doesn't mean competing though, so Michael kept his shirt on the whole time.
That we know of — they ARE dating!!
Have fun guys! Safe travels!
See more pics (below)!
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