Michelle Rodriguez's momma must not have taught her manners!!!

The drunk-driving actress was a guest at the Mayfair Hotel and Spa in Coconut Grove, FL, this past weekend. Sources say she was spotted hanging out at the hotel pool and a Friday-night party with a "very pretty" Latina.

She's a lesbian? Shock!

ANYWAY, on to the real juice! Michelle was reportedly quite rude this past Sunday morning.

Fellow guests say they were awakened at 9 a.m. Sunday to loud banging and Rodriguez screaming at the top of her lungs to her, uhmm, roommate.

One of the guests reports: "I woke up Sunday morning to the sounds of two women yelling, and one of them was smashing the door knocker very loudly. I peeked out and saw it was [Rodriguez]. She's screaming, "Open up, let me in, bitch!"

The snitch said the loud knocking continued for another five minutes until the former Lost star threatened, "If you don't open up, you're not getting your [pleasure toy] back."

No joke, that's when peace descended and Michelle's 'roommate' opened the door.

Hope they learned to share and had lots of fun with the toy!

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Is this exciting news?

The TV show Lost lost us after season 2.

According to a new report, drunk driver Michelle Rodriguez's dead character Ana Lucia is coming back for one episode this season.

Lost is getting so soap opera-y!

However, as expected, her 'return' is shrouded in secrecy.

Thoughts?

Don't get in any trouble again on the island, Michelle!

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Not so well-known actress Kristianna Loken was just married to her husband last month in a trailer-trashtic wedding.

But, how'd that happen?

Kristianna is the same girl that was "dating" Michelle Rodriguez less than two years ago!

They met while costarring in Bloodrayne. (Yea, we didn't watch that movie either.)

Loken was rumored to be dating Rodriguez for some time and even did an interview with The Advocate where she came out about her relationship with Michelle relationship.

But now, after separating and apparently not gathering enough fame by being with Rodriguez, Loken has gotten married. To a guy.

Maybe she's bi?

Loken and her non-famous man were married on her parents' fruit farm in upstate New York.

Yes, on a farm. But she's not a fruit anymore!

Oh, and the wedding party took place in a tent between a pond and a petting zoo.

Fun!

CLICK HERE to see a photo of Loken's "beautiful" wedding. And HERE for a close-up look.

[Image via WENN.]

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Rapper and self-proclaimed "pretty boy" Lil' Wayne is set to appear in a movie soon.

Cuz that's real gangsta!

Lil' is in talks to appear in the upcoming direct-to-dvd The Fast and Furious 4.

Set to be returning to the film franchise is Vin Diesel and Paul Walker.

Former prison inmate Michelle Rodriguez is also said to be in the cast again for the 2009 release.

They all must be hard up for cash!

Lil' is really trying to turn into an actor now.

He's also said to be appearing in the movie Patriots, which will star Forest Whitaker and is set to release in theaters this November.

Wayne should stick to rapping….and drinking cough syrup!

[Image via WENN.]

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Date night!

Closeted lesbian Michelle Rodriguez has a romantical dinner with a female "companion" at Marix Tex Mex in West Hollywood on Sunday.

She likes her ladies of the lipstick kind!

That sound you hear is Piggy Perez squealing.

Slime is coming out of our mouth and we like it!

Update:

Is that a baby on her girlfriend's lap???????

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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"I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off. I don't answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it's nobody's business. If I wanna fuck a girl, a boy, a dog—that's my business. That's why there's bathroom doors."

- Ex-convict and closeted lesbian Michelle Rodriguez, tells Latina magazine, of the journalists and bloggers who she believes are constantly trying to 'out' her

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Don't you just freaking HATE those people that write in ALL CAPS ALL THE FUCKING TIME?????

Yeah, well Michelle Rodriguez is one of those people!

One of our favorite closeted lesbians and ex-convicts has gotten around to updating her MySpace Celebrity blog.

Here's what she has to say (really LOUDLY):

"HEY GUYS IT’S MROD

MY DEEPEST APOLOGIES FOR BEING SO ALOOF LATELY, I JUST NEEDED A COUPLE OF MONTHS OF COMPLETE DISCONNECT TO POSITION MYSELF AND GET BACK ON TRACK. I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THIS COMING YEAR AND THE GROUP EFFORT MESSAGES THE FILMS I'VE WORKED ON HAVE TO OFFER (WITH THE EXCEPTION OF FF4 IT'S AN ACTION FLICK, JUST FOR FUN AND ASS KICKING PURPOSES). I'M CURRENTLY PAYING MY DEBTS TO SOCIETY WITH SOME HIGHWAY CLEAN UP, WORKING ON 'FAST AND FURIOUS FOUR' BRIEFLY, SHARPENING UP ON SOME PROPER SPANISH FOR MY PASSION PROJECT 'TROPICO DE SANGRE', AND IN JUNE I'LL BE TAKING OFF TO ITALY TO WRITE MY LONG AWAITED FIRST FEATURE FILM PROJECT… I WOULD LOVE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU GUYS HAVE ABOUT ANYTHING THAT TICKLES YOUR CURIOSITY THIS WEEK, SO PLEASE; FEEL FREE TO START ASKING, WHETHER ITS HERE ON MY SPACE OR ON THE FLY OFFICIAL SITE LEIGH HAS HOOKED UP FOR THOSE THAT WISH TO CONNECT.

ONE LOVE"

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Michelle Rodriguez was just released from jail, the actress announced on her website.

The lezbolicious actress was sentenced to 180 days in jail for violating her probation, but she was released Wednesday night after serving just 17 days.

Michelle's gonna miss all her new friends!

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Michelle Rodriguez checked in to jail on Sunday.

The lesbolicious actress has been sentenced to 180 days for probation violation.

Rodriguez, convicted of multiple DUIs, pissed off a judge after lying about her community service.

She'll do well in jail.

Pussy for breakfast, lunch and dinner!

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