Archive for the 'Michelle Rodriguez' Category

Vroom, vroom, VROOOOOM!

That's the sound the man-motor in our pants makes when Vin Diesel's glorious bits and pieces grace the silver screen with his presence!

Even cooler, though, is Rita Ora's ridiculously cray cameo!!

The sultry British starlet plays a half-naked hottie who actually starts off a ridiculously wild race in London!

Pr-pr-press PLAY on the pink (above) to see how she gets both Vin and Michelle Rodriguez's engines purring!!

Wowzers! Looking good, gurl!!

We bet the filmmakers are glad they snagged her over RiRi!

"I'm attracted to manly men. I can't do metrosexuals who get their nails done more than me. Which is why, living in L.A. for eight years, you can't blame me for not having a partner!"

~ Michelle Rodriguez to Cosmopolitan for Latinas on the dudes she prefers dating.

[Image via Cosmo Latina.]

Sorry, James Franco!

While Oz The Great and Powerful is still pulling in all kinds of big box office bucks, its reign in the number one spot has come to an end!

But don't worry, your new flick with Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, Spring Breakers, isn't doing too shabby in its opening weekend!

More shabby than two surprise cinematic hits, however:

The animated Croods AND Gerard Butler's Olympus Has Fallen, which came in first and second place in their box office debut, pulled in $44.7 and $30.5 million, respectively!

The aforementioned Breakers, meanwhile, made $5 million playing in about 1,100 theaters, which secured it the #6 spot in the top ten!

Pretty solid, unlike Lindsay Lohan's new disaster of a movie, InAPPropriate Comedy, which co-stars Adrien Brody and Michelle Rodriguez, opened to just 292 theaters yet still only managed to pull in $155,000!

Eek! We bet she's making more on her boozy trip to Brazil this week ALONE!

But enough about her!

Check out the full box office top ten this weekend…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

If you want to be surprised as to who the ending of Fast & Furious 6, and who the franchise villain set up for 7 is… well, you better skip on past this story!!!

MAJOR SPOILERS. DON'T READ BEYOND THIS IF YOU LOVE CARS, VIN DIESEL, AND SURPRISES.

G-g-guh.

Sorry, that Super Bowl trailer for Fast & Furious 6 (above) made us forget how talk good. But then we saw the poster (below) and we just about lost it.

We are so totally there! We want to know everything! Things that make you go … VROOM!!!

And luckily, the film's producers already foresaw our interest and leaked this synopsis shortly after running the ad, sharing:

Remember way back in 2010 when we first saw footage of this and called it "the lowest part of Lindsay Lohan's career?"

Well, two-and-a-half years later and countless legal and professional problems aside, we have to be honest:

It looks as though despite all of her latest shenanigans, THIS is STILL bottom-of-the-barrel-as-bad-as-it-can-possibly-get for the troubled starlet!

Even more shocking, however, is the fact that she's joined by the likes of Rob Schneider, Michelle Rodriguez…and Adrien Brody?!

Ch-ch-check out all of the aforementioned actors appearing in - for reasons well beyond our scope of understanding - the just-released red-band trailer InAPPropriate Comedy, which has somehow, after all this time, gotten a theatrical release set for March of 2013 (above)!

Yeah! Does ANYONE have any idea what's going on in that mess?

You know, other than Adrian Brody doing hack-job rendition of Tobias Fünke jokes from Arrested Development and our little LiLo once again reminding the world that she's just like Marilyn Monroe, you guys!

YAWN.

Can't we all just play a Liz & Dick drinking game and call it a day?!

The only thing better than a guilty pleasure cult-action flick is its inevitable sequel!

Danny Trejo was bad-arse in Machete, and we can't wait to see him in Machete Kills!

But that might not happen if the people suing rolling-up-their-sleeves-in-preparation-for-a-lube-less-anal-fisting-of director Robert Rodriguez get their way!

Overnight Productions filed a motion in court to kill the film's pre-release and cut ties with Robert all together!

They also want $2 mil in damages!

And apparently this is all over some tax document snafu!

We aren't sure how worthwhile their case is, but this bums us out because we were really looking forward to the flick!

Between the seXXXay Jessica Alba, the spicy Michelle Rodriguez, the buxomly Amber Heard, and Charlie Sheen as the Perezident…

How could anyone deprive the world of this film?!

[Image via Overnight Productions.]