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Actress Michelle Rodriguez stepped out with her gal pal to take their dog for a walk in the West Village of NYC on Thursday.

Just friends?

Or friends with benefits????

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The Fast and the Furious wacktress Michelle Rodriguez never fails to bring the LOLs!

Rodriguez jetted to the Dominican Republic last weekend to be a bridesmaid in the wedding of her BFF turned manager Giancarlo Chersich to television host Celines Toribio.

Of course, the drunk driver kept the pAArty going all weekend long!

What did Michelle do upon her arrival??

Pushed fully clothed guests into the hotel pool, duh!

At Toribio's bachelorette party, Michelle called out the hired male stripper on being "fat" and drew the guest's attentions directly to his 'shortcomings'!!

Ha!

When the stripper had a party-goer kneel down in front of him, Rodriguez screeched, "That's bullshit! He should be kneeling for her; this is a bachelorette party."

And while Michelle watched the stripper twirl his junk in front of the bride's face, the closeted lesbian proclaimed, "This is the kind of thing that brings out the bisexual in me."

What a drunk bitch!

We love it!

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Wacktress Michelle Rodriguez was not feeling well after a long flight from Germany to Mexico City this past weekend. In fact, the closeted lesbian claimed to be so "ill" that she had some minders cart her around the airport in a wheelchair.

Well, Michelle got better really quickly because when a paparazzo got too close for comfort, she totally went off on the photog!

The Fast & Furious star got real furious and started running after the pap, threatening him and acting all sorts of beastly.

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She may not like to suck cock herself, but Michelle Rodriguez sure loves to talk about it!

"I don't think he's as crazy as people make him out to be. I think people are crazy and he's just normal trying to live with the crazies."

- Dykon Michelle Rodriguez, a crazy, tells Latina magazine, on Mickey Rourke

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Michelle Rodriguez's momma must not have taught her manners!!!

The drunk-driving actress was a guest at the Mayfair Hotel and Spa in Coconut Grove, FL, this past weekend. Sources say she was spotted hanging out at the hotel pool and a Friday-night party with a "very pretty" Latina.

She's a lesbian? Shock!

ANYWAY, on to the real juice! Michelle was reportedly quite rude this past Sunday morning.

Fellow guests say they were awakened at 9 a.m. Sunday to loud banging and Rodriguez screaming at the top of her lungs to her, uhmm, roommate.

One of the guests reports: "I woke up Sunday morning to the sounds of two women yelling, and one of them was smashing the door knocker very loudly. I peeked out and saw it was [Rodriguez]. She's screaming, "Open up, let me in, bitch!"

The snitch said the loud knocking continued for another five minutes until the former Lost star threatened, "If you don't open up, you're not getting your [pleasure toy] back."

No joke, that's when peace descended and Michelle's 'roommate' opened the door.

Hope they learned to share and had lots of fun with the toy!

Is this exciting news?

The TV show Lost lost us after season 2.

According to a new report, drunk driver Michelle Rodriguez's dead character Ana Lucia is coming back for one episode this season.

Lost is getting so soap opera-y!

However, as expected, her 'return' is shrouded in secrecy.

Thoughts?

Don't get in any trouble again on the island, Michelle!