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We’ve been hearing about Paris Hilton’s second album for a while now, but this is some pretty big news for the socialite-turned-singer!

It turns out Paris has officially signed a deal with Cash Money Records, home to other big names, including Lil’ Wayne, Nicki Minaj, and Drake!

The label's founder, Birdman, confirmed the news on Twitter earlier today:

“What qualities do you guys admire about Angelina Jolie?”

“Her hot bod.”

LOLz!! We totes agree!! Even though Angie has a gazillion other characteristics we also admire!

Our lil' robber Emma Watson once again hits the mark in this tiny snippet of The Bling Ring footage.

Ch-ch-check it out! (above)

She also gets a mugshot!!

We bet Paris Hilton didn't tear up during THAT part, ha!

Paris Hilton’s hot summer plans seem to be really lining up!!

We already knew she had a new album on the way, and we’ve heard her first single off that album.

And after tearing up over Emma Watson and making out with her somewhat violent (but still very seXXXy) beau River Viiperi at Cannes, she not only spilled the deets on her new album, but also revealed her summer Ibiza residency as a DJ!!

Even after all her prior attempts at DJing did't go so well! Gurl never ceases to surprise us!!

Paris says her second album is being produced by Afrojack, and described it as the following:

Cannes pro? You're out on the town, dressed to the nines, partying with Hollywood VIPs!

Cannes con? Your security doesn't know you or speak your language!

That seems to have been the beginning of Paris Hilton and River Viiperi's problems this weekend.

It wasn't the infamous paparazzi that kept getting past security- it was an overeager fan!

And when the young woman pushed up against Paris to take selfies with the star, River hulked out! The model gave the giggling girl a VIOLENT SHOVE! Not cool!

Meanwhile, security kept

Ugh. SERIOUSLY?!

This is just lazy - even for criminals!

Much like Miley Cyrus yesterday, it appears that Paris Hilton has been victimized for the second time by the persistent, frankly obnoxious SWATTING pranksters, who call 9-1-1 and report nonexistent crimes happening at celebrity homes in El Lay!

This time around, the individual wasting police time, money and resources sent authorities to the heiress' home after claiming she was being

Having your sh*t stolen is traumatizing enough, but witnessing Emma Watson rummaging through your things in your own house — on a giant screen(!) — must be a gut wrenching, not to mention odd, experience!

Paris Hilton watched Sofia Coppola's Bling Ring movie while hanging out at Cannes, a movie that is based on real life events that left Paris ROBBED of stuff worth thousands of dollars…

And it seems the reenactment was just TOO real for Paris to deal with!

Paris shared:

True love has no shame!

Paris Hilton and River Viiperi are in LUUUURVE and they don't care who knows it! In fact, they want EVERYBODY to know!

The two were ALL OVER each other at the Gotha Club in Cannes on Thursday with Paris straddling and smooching River like an Army wife who hasn't seen her man in a year.

But, who are we kidding, we'd be doing the same if River was OUR man! Ha!

After the makeout sesh, the 32-year-old heiress casually reapplied her pink lipgloss, as you do.

And don't they look so patriotic in that red Herve Leger bandage dress and cool blue suit?

Don't ever break up, you crazy kids!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]