
If you had to choose, would you rather be Kate Middleton or Pippa Middleton?
On the one hand, Kate is a flawless freaking Disney princess. On the other hand, Pippa gets to run around London doing whatever she wants and nobody can say anything.
It's truly a tough call.
Pips and her "good friend" Tom Kingston dined at Le Caprice in London on Wednesday with the 29-year-old looking demurely seksi in a navy Beulah satin blazer and skinny jeans.
Of course, this being Pippa, she matched her croc-print clutch and suede pumps to her blazer.
It's still a cute look though! Now, hurry up and get hitched!
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Since Kate Middleton REFUSES to grace us with her duchess-ly presence, let's talk about Pippa Middleton!
The luckiest sister in the world was spotted milling about in Chelsea on Monday looking demurely trendy in skinnies, tie-neck blouse, and flats, with a Milli Millu tote in hand.
We're not entirely sure what she was up to, but she doesn't look sufficiently busy to us.
Is she ready for aunthood? Shouldn't she be reading some What To Expect When Your Royal Sister Is Expecting-type books?
Or planning and buying decorations for the mummy-to-be's baby shower?
Get on it, Pippa! Don't disappoint us!
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Whoa! That sure is an inneresting idea for a date!
Oh wait, Pippa Middleton was simply eating hot dogs!
Although she might like all sorts of wieners, Pippa and her boyfriend, Nico Jackson, were sticking to the edible kind as they dined out at Bubbledogs in West London.
Aww, so innocent!
The two might not have been showing off too much PDA, but that damn good-looking couple is surely keeping it hot behind closed doors.
We wouldn’t be surprised if Pippa finished off her hot dog dinner with a different kind of wiener dessert!
LOLz!
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So flawless we could cry!
Just a day after Pippa Middleton cheered on the horses with Prince William's doppelganger, Kate Middleton arrived with the real deal to the Cheltenham Races on Friday.
The Duchess looked luminous in a dusty peach double-breasted Joseph coat, Lock & Co. pillbox hat, patterned tights, and chocolate brown Stewart Weitzman suede zip-up boots.
We also got a teeny peek at the VERY short dress she was wearing underneath her coat, but that baby bump stayed perfectly hidden.
Alas! We'll have to be patient for another month or two before Kate can't hide it anymore!
Bring on the royal baby hysteria! We're ready for it!
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Pippa, where have you been???
The luckiest sister in the world attended the Cheltenham Races in London on Wednesday afternoon looking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in a marigold Katherine Hooker coat and giant fur hat on her head!
Did she steal this ensem from Kate Middleton's closet? Because the Duchess wore a very similar coat and fur hat combo back in 2006.
Watching the horse race with some dude named Tom Kingston who looked like Prince William except with more hair, Pips seemed to be having a jolly good time.
Future hubby? Go for it, girl! He looks like a decent chap.
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Left: Pippa Middleton at the US Open in September. Right: Jayma Mays at PaleyFest on Wednesday night.
Both ladies are wearing the same Paper London colorblock dress almost 6 months apart, but we wanna know…
Who rocked colorblock better???

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Kate Middleton and Prince William took off to the exotic island of Mustique a few days ago for a babymoon, and after learning that they were dropping $30,000 a week on a luxury villa, that's NOT all they're doing.
On top of sitting puuurdy in a nice pad adorned with Balinese antiques and artwork, the royal couple is surrounded by a peaceful pond and a garden that'll make you wanna live outdoors.
And it gets better…