Move over, Pippa Middleton's butt! Her boobs want some spotlight!
And it's about time!
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We've been hearing so much about Pippa's booty after she appeared at Kate Middleton and Prince William's wedding back in 2011, and perhaps that's why Prince George's aunt wore this plunging dress at the ParaSnowBall on Wednesday.
She just wanted to move on from all the ass talk!
In what may go down in history as the most British news of all time, Kate Middleton is coming to Downton Abbey!
No, she isn't going to guest star — although "the Duchess of Cambridge" does sound like a great foil to the Dowager Countess, now that we think of it.
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According to a statement released by the palace on Thursday, the real-life Princess will be visiting Ealing Studios where the hit show is filmed "to celebrate the success of the award-winning production."
Kate will tour the sets, meet
Kate is great!
Heck, Kate Middleton is SO great that she captured Prince William's attention along with the adoration of countless others who follow her every move.
But her greatness does nothing for her younger brother James!
In fact, when asked about his sister for the latest issue of The Young Director digital magazine, the 27-year-old businessman voiced feelings of resentment.
From one famous arse to another, ha!
Kim Kardashian's bum is STILL a hot topic, and it probably will be forever!
So Pippa Middleton recently decided to discuss Kimmy's butt fame from the perspective of someone who's had her own butt fame — how can anyone forget the rear view of her bridesmaid dress at Kate Middleton's wedding to Prince William???
In a blog post for British magazine The Spectator, she writes:
Mmmmm, Dippin' Dots!!
Pippa Middleton's dress at Tabitha Webb's very first store launch in London on Tuesday made our mouthes water — but not for the usual reasons!
It wasn't particularly sexy or anything like that; the Tabitha Webb number was simply covered in a variety of rainbow-colored specks and dots that were totally reminiscent of the ever-delicious Dippin' Dots.
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Upon closer inspection, however, the dotted patterns covering the black silk were a little more complicated than actual dots. But they still managed to give vibes of the frozen sweet treat!
Kate Middleton's sissy styled her frock with a black belt, black booties, and a black clutch.
Simple makeup and loose hair completed the look!
[Image via Getty Images.]
What a big dose of meh!
Pippa Middleton was as demure and inoffensively pretty as a carnation at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London yesterday.
There wasn't anything particularly the matter with her lightly sequined pink Hugo Boss dress, but it was rather humdrum. And pairing it with copper sandals made no sense at all.
The shoes were way too heavy for such a dainty little dress!
Plus, her hair was very schoolmarm-y and made her look too stuffy for such an occasion.
Okay, we're done. What did U think of Pips' outfit???
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