Montia Marie Parker, a cheerleader at Hopkins High School in Minnesota, has found herself locked up after pimping out her classmate.
The 18-year-old Parker reportedly told her 16-year-old cash-strapped classmate to give her "not too nasty but kinda cute" pics for a backpage.com ad. A few days later, Parker drove the classmate to her apartment where she got paid $60 to perform oral sex on a man.
If you're a prostitute, you might as well be happy doing it, right?
According to Brazil's health ministry, which has removed a website proclaiming "I am happy being a prostitute" — NOPE!
The message was good, too: if you can't do away with prostitution, you might as well try and reduce the AIDS-related stigma suffered by prostitutes in an effort to encourage them to get treated for sexually-transmitted infections.
The INSANE zumba prostitution scandal that included naked pics, naughty videos, and lots and lots of sex has finally come to an end!
Alexis Wright, who was accused of having sex with multiple clients in exchange for money, has been sentenced to 10 months in prison after reaching a plea deal for 20 charges that included prostitution and tax evasion.
An emotional Alexis addressed the judge, but despite ending up behind bars, she said she was just happy it was all finally over:
WE know that MMA fighter Waylon Lowe shouldn't be embarrassed to take on a company that's allegedly done him dirty, but the MMA world is a pretty macho world — so it's nice to see him put that aside and risk his rep by suing a sex gel company for destroying his penis!
In the lawsuit, he claims a gel called Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel has prolonged his ejaculation indefinitely, and that instead of enhancing his experiences, he now can't ejaculate AT ALL.
Rupert Everett's wild days are gone, and with them have passed his attraction to sex! Such a bummer! At 53 that's WAY too young not to get revved up by some sexy times!
The gay Shrek star blames it on his indulgent youth — partying, doing drugs, going to raves. Now, all that stuff bores him, annoys him, and SEX is definitely on that list!
It really is too bad for Hulk Hogan that once something hits the internet (especially a sex tape!) it can never truly be removed!
Sure, you can get the big players to comply, but what about the infinite number of smaller websites you've never heard of, or the people who totally already downloaded it??
That's why this is such a monumental waste of time and money — because nobody was talking about it anymore. It was already moving its way into obscurity when Hulk decided to take MORE legal action
Book stores, online or in the real world, will NEVER be the same!!
Barbara Rose Brooker's hilarious and raw new novel is out now! The Viagra Diaries is everything you've wanted to verify about sex after you've turned sixty… mostly that it does NOT stop! Ha!
