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E.T. Sex Toys Are Real! Real Creepy, That Is! Click HERE & Have Your Childhood RUINED!

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We all saw Elliott teach his candy-loving alien buddy how to speak basic English and make phone calls, but apparently we missed the scene where he whips out a Playboy and shows E.T. how to find the clitoris!

Huh, maybe Steven Spielberg must have saved the anatomy lesson for E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial's director's cut?

At any rate, E.T. is all grown up and looking to get frisky! No, seriously! Someone is actually crafting and selling handmade E.T. plush dolls that double as vibrators!

Remake West Side Story? No Way, Jose! Or You Either, Steven Spielberg!

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This is NOT OK by us in A-mer-ica!

Fox has reportedly unlocked the title West Side Story, making it available for a remake! Why?

Because Steven Spielberg is interested in the project!

No! Steven, you are obvi a very accomplished filmmaker, but why mess with perfection?!

Steven Spielberg Tops Oprah In Second SeXXXiest Way Possible! See Forbes 2014's Most Influential Celebrities HERE!

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The Queen has been dethroned!

Forbes just published another one of their power lists and the results are actually quite shocking!

They compiled 2014's most influential celebrities, but, unlike last year, they didn't put Oprah Winfrey at number one!

What?!!?!

She was tops in 2K13, but this year the crown goes to Lincoln director Steven Spielberg!

We can't believe this is happening at the same time as her Oscar snub, too!

Aww!! Sadzies times two!!!

Forbes' explained themselves:

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Halle Berry Set To Star In Steven Spielberg’s Upcoming TV Thriller

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Yes, you read that correctly!

Oscar winning actress Halle Berry will be taking her talented acting skills to a television screen near you!

The actress recently inked a two-year deal with CBS to star in a TV series thriller titled Extant where the soon-to-be mom plays a female astronaut who returns home after being in space for a year.

We wonder what challenges the space traveller will endure on Earth!

Maybe she’ll have to remember she doesn’t need to hold onto things to walk around.

LOLz!

Halle reveals about the role:

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George Clooney Photobombs Seinfeld and Spielberg! Fill In The Blank!

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Well, this is the most A-list photobomb we've ever seen!

George Clooney got goofy behind Steven Spielberg and Jerry Seinfeld while out at the USC Shoah Foundation Gala in New York on Thursday night! Ch-ch-check out Georgie peeking out behind Jerry's wife Jessica Seinfeld's head!

Ha!

Well, we're sure no one would mind getting their pic taken with the Oscar-winner. After all, he's George friggin' Clooney!

Bombs away!

Seconds later, Jerry and Steven turned around and told George, "___________________________."

[Image via Getty Images.]

The Real Schindler's List Is Up For Auction On eBay!

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Oskar Schindler's 14-page list that saved the lives of some 1,100 people who worked in his German factory during World War II is now for sale on eBay! Proving that for the right amount of money, you can buy pretty much ANYTHING!

So what's the asking price on this history changing document?

The bidding starts at $3 MILLION!!!

Included with your purchase comes a signed affidavit from Itzhak Stern's nephew. Stern, played by Ben Kingsley in the Steven Spielberg Oscar-winning film, was the man responsible for typing out the names who would be spared from Nazi concentration camps.

Even if we had $3 million, we're not sure this is a piece of history we'd feel comfortable owning. The list for sale is the only PRIVATELY owned copy left but 3 other existing lists are all housed in museums around the world.

See, a museum is where something as sacred as this belongs! Not someone's house!

What do YOU think??? Should Schindler's List be up for sale?

[Image via Universal.]

Jurassic Park 4 Will NOT Be A Clone Of The First Movie!

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When we heard that Jurassic Park 4 was going to be made, we only had one thing to say to Steven Spielberg: "Shooooot heeer!"

Now, what's even more exciting is that the newest installation of the InGen-ious franchise will NOT be a clone of the first one!

With every successful film series ever made seeming to get a reboot these days - Superman, Spider-Man, even talks of Batman - it's nice to hear that they'll be preserving the prestige of the first film in amber by not remaking it.

Like, can you imagine if R-Patz played Ian Malcolm, or Daniel Day-Lewis played a raptor? No thanks!

Meanwhile, the director of Jurassic Park 4, Colin Trevorrow, says it's been incredible working with Steven Spielberg, and went on to say this about the upcoming film: