We all know Teri Hatcher is the fugly, aging one from the cast of Desperate Housewives.

But she's determined to keep looking young!

Yesterday, Hatcher and her daughter attended the world premiere of the shiteous new Hanna Montana The Movie held at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood, California.

And by the looks of things, Teri must be doing the Botox again!

What do U think of her face, if you can manage to stare at it for longer than a few seconds?

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Attempting to ratchet up ratings, Desperate Housewives is not only featuring a smooch between Eva Langoria and Teri Hatcher, but the producers have the ladies talking it up off the set.

Hatcher said she had "fun" being kissed by Eva. Hee hee. So fun!

Added Lonwhoria, "She [Hatcher] was not supposed to kiss back, so she was kind of just there, and I had to do all the work."

Sounds sexy.

Conversely, the Housewives are remaining mum on Nicollette Sheridan's departure.

James Denton pled the fifth, saying, "You know, I'm totally out of the loop on that," he tells Us. "I talked to Nicollette about it. I know they're trying to send some misdirection out there, so I'm not positive. I'm going to take the fifth."

We'll take the pass and watch Bad Girls Club instead!

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Is Desperate Housewives desperate for ratings? Especially since Nicollette Sheridan is leaving?

Because rumor has it that Eva Langoria and Teri Hatcher will be swapping spit in a future episode!

A source at ABC would neither confirm nor deny the rumor, saying, "I don’t think a kiss between Eva and Teri’s characters could be ruled out, especially if it keeps people interested in the show."

Paging Katy Perry!

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We don't love Teri Hatcher, but this dress is pretty hawt!

Did anybody watch the SAG Awards last night??? We didn't. But we sure made sure to check out all the fashions.

Most of the outfits were boring as fuck, but….

At least Teri Hatcher wore something interesting!

She didn't go the safe route, and we applaud that.

We likes! We likes!

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Last year, Hydroderm, a skin care company filed a $2.8 million lawsuit against Teri Hatcher for allegedly breaching an endorsement contract.

They claimed that while under their contract, the Desperate Housewives star unjustly sang the praises of another cosmetics company.

Well, after a year of mediation Teri has come out on top.

Hydroderm has now retracted their allegations and issued this statement:

"Teri Hatcher is a woman of the highest integrity. We sincerely apologize for the adverse publicity resulting from our lawsuit."

She also received an undisclosed amount of money.

Sounds like Teri had some good lawyers!

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Accused molester Richard Hayes Stone, Teri Hatcher's former uncle through marriage, had been serving a 14-year jail sentence when he died Tuesday of colon cancer.

Hatcher helped put Stone behind bars after she heard of the suicide of Northern California teenager Sarah Van Cleemput. The teen shot herself in the head leaving behind a note that said: "You're probably thinking a normal teenager doesn't do this; well, ask Dick!"

Turns out Dick was Richard Stone.

Hatcher contacted authorities and in a secret interview with prosecutors revealed she was molested as a child by Dick as well.

Stone thereafter pleaded guilty.

If you've been sexually abused and need help take the first step and click here.

Abuse is never ok!

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Damn, girl!

Every day, Teri Hatcher keeps slowly morphing into the Joker. Or is it Michael Jackson???

Same diff!

The desperate Desperate Housewives star enjoyed a date night with her daughter, Emerson, who was loving the cameras, Tuesday night at STK in Beverly Hills.

As she approaches 50, Teri's got no man and is on her way to spinsterville.

Cry!

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The meopause network, Lifetime, is working on a shitcom based on Teri Hatcher's memoir, Burnt Toast.

The book is about a fortysomething single mother who wants her daughter to learn from mommy's mistakes.

Sounds like a watered down, suburbia version of Gilmore Girls to us.

Although it's unclear what her role will be in the show (producer, occasional guest star), kudos to Teri for using her fleeting Desperate fame to do something that will hopefully give her a paycheck once the ABC show is over.

On second thought, it's probably Hatcher's 'people' that make things happen. Need to give credit where it's due!

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CLICK HERE to watch Terri Hatcher performing Carrie Underwood's Before He Cheats on last night's Idol Gives Back.

Yes, Teri Hatcher! The hag from Desperate Housewives.

Singing!

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