Desperate much???

In case you didn't know who was driving the car….

David Hasselhoff was spotted in Malibu on Monday.

Yes, his vehicle has his website scrolled across it!

Lamey McLamester. But, hey, it's The Hoff.

What else would you expect????

[Images via KM Press Group.]

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"I've had some big 'nos,' and they kind of threw me into a tailspin. The first was when I was up for Indiana Jones and Steven Spielberg turned me down. The next came when I was up for Superman and they passed. The latest big 'no' was when I brought Knight Rider back to NBC. They said, 'We love the project, but we don't think we want you starring in it.' And I went, 'Wow.' I'm still part of it because I love NBC and I love the show."

- David Hasselhoff tells Parade

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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David Hasselhoff wants his ex-wife, Pamela Bach, to pay a $8,400 lawyer bill he incurred fighting her in divorce court.

Bitchslap!

The Hoff filed papers with the LA County Courts on Wednesday asking that the $8,400 be deducted from the $1 million he's already been ordered to pay her.

He was also ordered to pay Bach $21,000 a month in spousal support and a total of $4,000 in child support for the couple’s teenage daughters.

Divorce is expensive!

Can't knock The Hoff for trying to save money where he can!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Sporting nothing but a tank top and lots of perspiration from his mantits, David Hasselhoff was spotted backstage at the hipster haven known as the Coachella music festival near Palm Springs, California, on Saturday.

WTF was The Hoff doing there?????????

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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The Hoff is in the hospital! And it's not for drugs or alcohol this time. Shock!

David Hasselhoff checked himself into the UCLA Medical Center this weekend. Though reports are surfacing that it's not for drug related issues.

Apparently, Hasselhoff had something removed from his eye last week. It was stitched back then, but somehow the wound reopened and he started to bleed nonstop. Ickity ewww!

Hasselhoff's assistant became worried at the amount of blood he was losing and took him to UCLA. He's scheduled to stay in the hospital until tomorrow.

How long until someone goes and leaks his medical records???!

[Image via WENN.]

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It's probably been a while since David Hasselhoff has tried to pick up chicks. His recent split from wife Pamela Bach has pushed him back into the dating scene. And he's going about it the wrong way!

Seems The Hoff has been using his ASSISTANT to pick up chicks!

Lame!!!

Hasselhoff, who's currently a judge for America's Got Talent, seems to be searching the audience for potential dates.

He spotted a brunette that he liked and sent his assistant off to work.

The female was approached by his assistant after the taping and was handed a signed autograph of The Hoff.

Yea, that's the way to start a conversation! Riiiiiiight.

Such a David Copperfield move!

The back of The Hoff's photo had the assistant's number and an invite to get in touch with him. Even listed was the name of the hotel they were staying at!!

What, not enough space to include the room number?

The female declined the offer, but kept the photo as proof.

She should call him up. Poor guy.

At least he's trying!

[Image via WENN.]

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David Hasselhoff and his wife, Pamela Bach, still hate each other.

And she wants everyone to know!

Bach's publicist just released the following statement to TV's Extra:

"Although Pamela has been working hard to put this divorce behind her and moving on, since David was unavailable to attend Friday's conference meeting, an agreement was not signed. Despite published reports, a settlement has not been reached nor finalized. Once David returns from vacation and elects to attend the next scheduled meeting — which to date, he has not been present at any — a settlement may be reached. As usual, Pamela's top priority is being a full-time mom to their girls."

Is The Hoff on vacation or in rehab????

If he's in rehab, then Pamela should shut her pie hole!

If not, then she should still shut her pie hole!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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We're not sure if he's giving the "thumbs up" to let us know that he's OK or to order another drink!

David Hasselhoff (with one of his daughters) made a surprise appearance at the Christian Audigier Spring/Summer '08 show during LA fashion week on Tuesday night.

The Hoff, a recovering alcoholic, was hospitalized, just last week for relapsing. It was so severe that he needed to detox under the supervision of medical professionals.

But, now it's back to famewhoring!

Shit. Why wasn't Owen Wilson there too????

[Photo by Michael Buckner via Getty Images.]

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David Hasselhoff has relapsed!

The actor is currently detoxing at Cedars Sinai Medical Center, the National Enquirer is reporting exclusively.

The recovering alcoholic has suffered a severe drinking relapse and was readmitted to the Los Angeles hospital to detox on Monday, October 8th.

"He looked awful when they brought him in," a close source told The Enquirer. "His color was ashen. He felt sick. It was just so sad."

Awwww!

"David does so well staying sober and then something kicks in and he's back drinking," says the source. "Most times he does remarkably well. Then every once in a while he slips up and relapses. Then he has to start all over again."

Get well soon, Hoff. You don't want that crazy ex-wife of yours to get the kids!

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