Archive for the 'The Hoff' Category

Way to bounce back, Mr. Hasselhoff!

Back in May, we learned that David Hasselhoff was getting fired from Britain's Got Talent.

At the time, we were wondering what he might do next, and now we know…he's going to join FX's Sons of Anarchy this October as a "well-endowed former porn star" named Dondo!

In the show, The Hoff's character produces "girl-on-girl skin flicks" for a living. Ha!

Congrats on the new gig, David AND congrats again on your role in Piranha 3DD!

What did we do to get so lucky to have SO MUCH HOFF in our lives??? LOLz!

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After just two weeks?! Whomp, whomp!

David Hasselhoff needs to start thinking about Plan B as it seems Simon Cowell is in the process of firing him from Britain's Got Talent.

Originally, it was Simon's wish to have The Hoff brought across the pond to the franchise after he was so popular as a judge on America’s Got Talent. However, the Baywatch star is having more than a bit of difficulty with the contestant's accents and the ratings have plummeted ever since he started.

As you can imagine, Simon is not amused. According to reports out of London, he's already planning to replace David at the end of his first season.

Easy come, easy go. Well, time to move onto the next thing! You could do Dancing With The…oh wait, you did that. You could have your own reality sh…oh yeah, you did that too?

Hmm…New album???

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Could this be the next SuBo??

Britain's Got Talent singer Edward Reid wowed the audiences and judges this weekend when he performed a medley of nursery rhymes during his audition.

He belted out such classics as Old MacDonald and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Ha!

After his audition was over, judge Michael McIntyre told him, "I can definitely see you getting booked for Elton John's child's first birthday party," with David Hasselhoff adding, "Thank God for you!"

We too are impressed with his audition!

Ch-ch-check out his performance (above) and tell us what U think!

Inneresting.

In the latest bizarre celeb romance news, international superstar David Hasselhoff has been wooing an international girlfriend for the last 3 months who is a part-time model and full time factory worker!

The Hoff, currently judging Britain's Got Talent, met 31-year-old Hayley Roberts while filming auditions for the talent show and has been reportedly making regular visits to the small town of Glynneath to visit her.

In fact, while out on a dinner date with his new girl, he didn't only make a good impression on her, but the restaurants owner as well!

The proprietor of the Bay View in Swansea recalled his celebrity guest quite vividly, as he explained:

"At five past six, he walked through the door with his girlfriend. He was nothing like I expected. He was just like another customer: sweet, chatty and complimentary of the food. She was very unassuming, very pretty but very quiet - she was a very sweet girl. He was talking about the weather and local pictures on the wall. I did ask the question what on earth he was doing in Swansea, he said his girlfriend was from Glynneath and said he had come up to see her. He said this was her favourite restaurant and his words to me were, 'She has been going on about the soup here so I had to try it.' It was completely surreal, even now it seems like a bit of a dream."

It sounds like The Hoff was just doing what he does best. Changing lives!

We're happy to hear that David has found new love and even happier he doesn't care about her occupation.

Good luck with this lovely lady, Hoff! We can't wait to see a picture of her, although it sounds like she is quite a catch.

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Believe us when we tell you girl, we think you are safe. After that performance you gave last night, we think you are a shoe in for at least another week!

Sources close to Kirstie Alley reveal that the actress had some resevations and fears about her first performance on Dancing With The Stars. Mainly, she was worried that she wouldn't live up to her potential and get kicked off in the first round, like David Hasselhoff last season.

The pal explains:

"Kirstie's only wish was that she wouldn't be the first star sent home from the show. She has been rehearsing for the past six weeks with her partner, Max, in almost total seclusion. No contestants really had any idea what was going on in the other rehearsal rooms. None of them really knew how good or bad their competition would be. Everyone doubted themselves a little, and no one wanted to be remembered as the David Hasselhoff of their season."

No one ever wants to be the first one booted from the party, but that is, unfortunately, the nature of reality TV.

But like we said, you have nothing to worry about, Kirstie. You wow'd everyone last night. Middle America's gonna love you to bits and pieces!

Now, haul ass (take two trips!) and get working on your next routine!

Looks like The Hoff is up to his old tricks again!

According to sources on the set of Britain's Got Talent where he will be the talent show's new judge, The Hoff has been acting like a major diva, giving the producers a huge list of unreasonable demands.

The source says:

"The Hoff has already got a huge list of demands and the auditions don’t even start until this week. He’s demanded two dressing rooms, even though the other judges will only get one each. All the production staff are joking, saying it’s like Mariah Carey’s coming to town."

They're also concerned that David won't understand British humor and he might be "too American" for viewers. The source adds:

"David won’t have a clue about some aspects of British humour-especially in the North. But in a way that will make it more interesting. He won’t have a clue what is going on half the time."

LOLs.

Who thought it was a good idea to have The Hoff host Britain's Got Talent anyway??

Probably a big mistake.

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Considering he has been married twice, we're not surprised.

David Hasselhoff is dating two women at once because it seems he has some commitment issues.

He said:

"I have a girlfriend in Paris and a girlfriend in San Francisco, and they're really close to me. But I'm not ready emotionally to give yet. I tell them, 'I need to take time for me, I need to grow and find out who I am totally, before I can take care of you.'"

The problem with me is nothing is secret. They say, 'What does that girl have that I don't?' And I'll say, 'She has weekends,' and then she'll hit me.

I'm just being honest, they'll read about it and they get jealous, because I'm an honest person. I treat them with respect, just as I would like to be treated."

Ha. Let's just hope these ladies have another on the side too!

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